YEET

one of the biggest problems of society nowadays is that i am so so sleepy 

the fact ppl are taking screenshots of funny tumblr blaze posts instead of reblogging them and giving the posts engagement, as intended, has a certain je ne c'est quoi

The Spy Kids movies have the exact vibe of when you and your friends are running around in the backyard creating an elaborate story based entirely around whatever random nonsense happens to be lying around.  This empty happy meal box is a computer.  If I spin this bop-it the right way it will unlock the secret door.  We have to get to the jets! (The jets are the swings).  My little sister says her pigtails spin around and let her fly and we all agree with that.  These swim goggles let me see through walls.  There are a series of stepping stones leading to a big rock in the middle of the garden.  The rock is the office of the Head Spy and the dirt is actually a bottomless pit, so you have to be careful when you jump across.  The bad guys have disabled all our weapons but my necklace is actually a secret super cool weapon that works anyway!  There’s logic and continuity but only as much as a bunch of five-to-twelve year olds can keep straight without bothering to keep notes or look up any science facts they don’t already happen to know.  This is not a complaint.

the opposite of the four horsemen of the apocalypse….the four knights of paradise 

Why did they do a vastly superior CGI lion literally 15 years ago asfdsalkj

Stuart Little came out in 1999

I dindt know that rat was gay good for him tho

Holy shit that's so cool

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

everyone lost

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

Every time you point a finger, there are 3 pointing back at you...

I didnt notice til the end that the Contact is named “My boss”

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

This is really beautiful!!!

reblog for a soup blessing in 2022

everyone saying "please" in the tags we're gonna get through 2022 together and by god we're gonna do it with bowls of our favorite soup to keep us company and happy

Happy New Years (cautious)

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

no way home felt like watching a 250k+ word fanfiction play out in real life