Animals Solidarity

due to inflation the answer to life the universe and everything is now 48

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

I'm entomologically evil. Im bad and I'ms bugs.

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

drawing is all sbout becoming good at illustrating one character at 3/4 angle and nothing else no backgrounds no props no furniture no money no job no future

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

There are many fun reasons to have a character avoid using guns, but I think "this otherwise-awesome fighter is a really terrible shot" is an underappreciated one. Yes, they're available in my setting and would work against my enemies. No, I don't have a moral code against them or a power that makes them redundant. I just can't aim for shit!

In general IMO the more badass and hypercompetent a character is, the more they're enriched by having one skill they're just absolutely hopeless at. Terrible shot, terrible liar, terrible dancer, no poker face, no sense of direction, can't drive, can't swim, can't cook, can't read, always broke, always late, always falls for a certain trick...

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

Your mamas so squeak shes either a leather shoe or the bad door or a mouse

*aims my rifle in the direction its pointing and fires into the tall grass*

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal