Animals Solidarity

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

Your mamas so squeak shes either a leather shoe or the bad door or a mouse

*aims my rifle in the direction its pointing and fires into the tall grass*

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

can the skinnyfat homie rockin the cargo shorts hit it just this one time

Being unemployed allows you to access an alternate 'shadow world' beneath our own populated only by retirees

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline

Could mean good things!

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

haha it’s funny you ask