Animals Solidarity

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.

All my doubters become routers when I admin the network of success

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

straight up i haven’t been looking for a new job i’ve just been blowing each and every unemployment check on balloons to tie to people’s chihuahuas to make them float away never to be seen again

phone in bed show me what I need to see

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

you could have reblogged that from me

its not funny

sorry

My blog isn't a safe space btw. It failed the last TÜV inspection due to lack of handrails and Notausgangschilder

let's bring back the stop taking videos of strangers without their knowledge discourse because you really must stop doing that

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture