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THE PRINCESS BRIDE 1989 | dir. Rob Reiner
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there are many reasons why bruise kink is a big fat win for hollanov. but v important is that, though leaving identifiable sex marks is expressly forbidden by the Homophobic Powers That Oversee Shane's Anxiety, if shane shows up to metros optional morning skate with the same bruise on his obliques that everyone saw yesterday after the game, but today its aggravated, pulsing purple and red and maybe abraded in spots, that's literally fine. they're just gonna think he slept on it wrong or the bruise got worse over night. classic. normal. happens every day to every man in homoerotic ice life.
they will NOT ☝ think that the bruise is aggravated because ilya put his mouth on it and sucked at it for an hour (until shane sobbed like a hurt lil coyote and came so hard he sorta blacked out), to complete the check ilya began during the game by putting shane into the boards in the first place and causing this beautiful bruise (foreplay)! but that is what happened (what they planned) 😌 and this IS how we get all of the benefits without any of the worries. soothing possessive pain kink for hungry coyote and his tundra predator. in public and private. so considerate. so mindful. so hockey. so eviscerating.
like! testing the limits of what people will clock as a hockey bruise and a sex bruise is soooo hot!!!
shane gets into a scrum where someone drags him down to the ice by his collar and doesn't let go and he ends up w a ragged neck bruise and near whiplash. and he's staring at the growing dark puce line of the bruise in the locker room mirror post shower. launching himself at his phone. texting with shaking hands: be fucking ready
lily replies in less than a minute: where is it lily: pic jane: i'm in the fucking locker room. just. be ready. 40 minutes lily: pic. lily: pic pic pic jane: fuck's sake lily: no. my sake. now. jane: [shitty bathroom stall picture of the bruising blooming around the base of his neck] lily: i kill sebby for this lily: i fuck you in this stall bare lily: bite until your blood drip on floor
and shane knocks his head against the stall door and reaches down --
lily: do not jerk off.
shane groans and grips himself.
lily: no. lily: my sake only
and shane lets go and gets the hell out of dodge and to ilya's house for his (and ilya's) just desserts (sucking, fucking, bloodletting).
and maybe hayds does notice! he gets upset on shane's behalf before practice the next day, bc "what the fuck did sebbin do, man. that's fucked," and shane has been flushed the whole morning, shrugs a shoulder and focuses on tying his skates with his neck bruised to hell, splotchy and aching with every move, and just says, "it's okay, i asked for it. it's the game."
love it so much when he talks with his hands
there's a game which automatically conscripts you into play when you create a tumblr account, and its scoring rubric looks like this
and if too many of the things you want to have sex with are in the pink zone of this triangle you score low.
you have probably seen this game played without realizing it. whenever somebody says "hear me out" they are looking to score more points.
yes, thank you
FIRST AND LAST APPEARANCES - SEASON ONE ILYA ROZANOV and SHANE HOLLANDER
Heated Rivalry (2025)
@monttagues you can’t just leave this in the tags
SABRINA CARPENTER Don't Smile (Live at BST Hyde Park 2025)
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Kit Connor
para Flaunt, 2025
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A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious
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CONNOR STORRIE as Liam Hauser in Riley (2023)
