that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

this is my favorite painting full stop

that “babylonian twink” is King David

The baffled twink composing Hallelujah

Happy 75th Birthday to my queen. A woman loved and cherished by ALL!

would love to see more non-sexualized nudity like this in art. this, right here? this is every woman: just at home relaxing with her tits out. she doesn’t have her tits out to please anybody but herself–she’s lounging around, she’s hanging out with her cat, she has her tits out just because. that’s a whole mood. that’s relatable, realistic, and very human. and it’s so superior to the massive amount of art we have of women frolicking around with their backs arched to appeal to the male gaze. lady just doesn’t wanna wear a bra. just wants to lounge around with a book and a cat and her tits just hanging. respect

This makes an incredible and resounding amount of sense

it also grants you a tiger

i’m not saying i don’t ship phoenix wright and miles edgeworth i’m just saying i don’t think a court of law would allow two people who are married to be opponent lawyers in a legal process

To be fair, miles would just be like “ he’s the love of my life and my husband, but I’m afraid he is simply wrong about his client Mr. Knott merderar, and I must face him.” And the judge would just “poggers mr edgeworth procede.”

nevermind you’re right actually

This is obviously about Phasmophobia but I actually prefer it with no context

not possible everyone’s seen scooby-doo 2: monsters unleashed

no offense but nonbinary ppl can have boobs…..nonbinary ppl can have long hair, wear dresses, use makeup, have beards, be tall or short, muscular, thin, or curvy……there is literally no wrong way to be nonbinary 

would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”

NOSSOSOSODID OOOOOO MINT IS A LEAFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

my favorite little fruit <3

ITS AN HERB IT HAS LEAVES AND AND YOU PUT IT ON RAVIOLI!???

U PUT MINT ON YOUR RAVIOLI???????????

BASIL

STOP SAYING ITS PARSELY I DONT FUCKING PUT PARSELY ON MY RAVIOLIIIIIIIII

WHATS PARSELY

ITS ALL LEAF!!!!????

Just pull shit off a tree and throw it in the pot it's all leef!

Future archaeologists will assume that civilization's downfall was inevitable

Leaf (derogatory)

#this does not fill me with confidence

yeah the glass sucks but it’s still no match for our shitty weak bears

fail glass covering our cringe bears