Bat's Feathers, Cat's Feathers.

His annoying air of smug duplicitousness and pathetic fits of impotent rage have bewitched me

have this dumbass assignment due tomorrow but i got sidetracked drawing sebastian lacroix using silly stock photos i found by googling "evil businessman"

I'm job hunting and suddenly being turned into a vampire in a seedy LA motel doesn't sound half bad.

Sebastian LaCroix wouldn't ask me to record myself talking about my credentials

I hate cover letter, LaCroix didn't ask for one, he just send me to errands expecting I would get myself killed.

I'm having a second interview, someone know what astrolite is?

I will not rest until the unintentionally campy and extremely dramatic, vampiric Gothic Rock in the way it was done in the 90s when everyone was draped in red velvet and had candelabra in their shows/shoots/videos makes a full comeback.

Playlist in the making...

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

This is the material people should be using for horror and specifically analog horror cause that sounds straight up like a heart beat under the floorboards

It's a sad fact that every long running universe based upon themes and tones of isolation, limiality, and cosmic horror gets worn down by overexplanation, overpopulation of the universe with entities, overuse, and eventually irony and financial exploitation. Derlething happened to Lovecraft, it happened to SCPs, it happened in record times to the backrooms.