Bat's Feathers, Cat's Feathers.

thinking about atla if fire extinguishers existed

au where jet doesn’t find out that zuko and iroh are fire nation and when he runs into the gaang he goes ‘oh by the way this is my new friend lee. we met on the ferry ride over here!’ and the gaang and zuko just like awkwardly stare at each other for a really long time

I love it

This needs to be a fic

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

Meanwhile, I’m over here in the corner, wondering why a bunch of random Tumblrites are writing better Bruce Wayne stories better than anything since Dini...

'cause neither understanding of a franchise and its characters nor creative talent is bestowed by a paycheck, nor are they the first things IP owners look for when they need someone new to come on board.

it's easy to mock the concept of batman's secret identity and think it's ridiculous that nobody would realize that he's bruce wayne but if some lady suddenly showed up late at night dressed in full military grade kevlar and started fighting crime in los angeles i wouldn't look at that and think "ah it's kylie jenner"

"it's a bird, it's a plane, it's...anderson cooper?!"

People don’t even recognise tony hawk without the skateboard what do you expect

People don’t even recognize Tony Hawk WITH a skateboard, bless them.

Battinson really does make certain Old People things about Batman lore make sense about a Batman Of The 20s. For example, Dick's origin. I fully believe that this particular Batman, instructed to go out and have some fun, like a human person might have, with no instructions more specific than that, would answer the question "what is fun, to a person?" by googling "circus near me"

"Alfred told me to go have some fun so I went to see great clown pagliacci and, as you can imagine, there was a murder and, understandably, I now have a child"

Public transit… *sighs*. The weird looks I get because of my suit is absurd.

someone hug him ;_;

batman attempts to joke around as bruce persona but ends up disassociating a 20 part novel

If anyone ever asks, THIS is my Batman.

not doing batman fanart anymore bc nothing can top this

The best cover for Bruce Wayne would be dumb carefree playboy who is also Instagram Optimistic, everyday he’s posting a selfie of his smiling at his breakfast with a caption like “it’s a waffle day! #goodvibesingotham #grateful” or a picture of a sunrise with a caption that’s just “wow #blessed” 

Alfred is his social media manager

The 90’s animated batman got, just, so much right… I’m not sure how they did it, but I’m so thankful they did. That show was iconic.

I'd like if the keys to 10 Downing Street have been put on Larry's collar this evening, and if in the morning we'd find and exhausted and cat-scratched PM sitting on the curb outside.

That time again, huh?

if i was a reanimated american i would want 9/11 powers

This was the plot of that Tom Cruise mummy movie

It reminds of all the movies and stuff where like the Salem Witches are actually witches with devil powers, and not ya know like people wrongly accused by their neighbors for petty grudges and personal gain.

Yeah, those always make me wonder if we're supposed to be on the witch hunters side? Those movies and films always seem to have the witch hunters be as stern, dogmatic, and dangerous as they were in real life, but Satan also seems to be an active agent in the world empowering witches, so... go get 'em, I guess?

How many Mummy movies have the Ten Plagues as a power? I know the Brendan Fraser one does but in that movie they're supposed to be a curse on whoever wakes the mummy up

Not sure about just movies, but it's a thing in wider mummy fiction; Others just off the top of my head: The Seventh Plague by James Rollins, Mummy: the Ressurection's Plague of Ma'at, Mummy: the Curse has plagues as powers (no Big Frog, tho), and Nagash in the Tomb Kings lore.