Bat's Feathers, Cat's Feathers.

The box that is entirely designed to piss off the nearest person in the vicinity in an extremely specific and personalized manner

The pills that were intended to give whoever swallowed them radiation poisoning, but instead make them explode with bananas

The roll of infinite toilet paper that abides by the laws of conservation of energy, thus causing nuclear explosions if too much or too little is used

The tub and water who each have their own respective personalities and constantly argue about communism vs. capitalism

The tomatoes that throw themselves at you at a speed relative to how terrible you joke is

A coffee machine with a keypad that dispenses (almost) any liquid

A guy that is constantly lost, can’t be tracked, and anyone who finds him gets lost with him

A statue who moves when you stop looking at it, but instead of snapping your neck, it just tries to startle you

Three words: The Nerfing Gun

A Wendy’s with a haunted bottomless freezer that sometimes plays Frank Sinatra

A bag of inifinite potatoes

A piece of information that can be known and understood, but not expressed; for example, a literally indescribable object  

A piece of information that can be expressed, but can’t be known or understood by anyone who hasn’t been specially primed to receive it – if you try to explain it to them, either they just hear gibberish, or it simply fails to make any impression  

A piece of information that can be known and expressed, but can’t be remembered; for example, an object that you can describe and interact with while you’re looking at it, but after it leaves your line of sight you immediately forget about it  

A piece of information that can’t be perceived at all, save possibly under certain specialised circumstances; this is distinct from invisibility in that the effect is purely cognitive and doesn’t affect physical properties

This effect is usually framed as something supernatural, but whenever it comes up in an article, the first thing I think of is… like, you know those movies that generate enormous hype and it seems like everybody and their dog went to see them, but afterwards they have no cultural impact whatsoever and nobody seems to recall what the plot was even about?