Semantics

[Image Description: A tumblr post from user kristina100000 which reads: "i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious". It has been edited to show Maya with an angry smile, and Anastasia in the foreground. In the background are the four love interests--Zenn, Crius, Lucien, and Tyril--each making distraught expressions. END ID.]

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

Marceline

people irl: hi hows it going

hey I’m not complaining, $20 is $20

well you see,

some other facts about BB that I will not draw:

Whenever he’s on a walk and hears the sound of a car approaching, he’ll actively try to run towards it and has to be held back; he loooves trying to sprint into incoming traffic

There has been multiple times where he gets excited and tries to jump on a couch—a jump he makes extremely easily 90% of the time—but in his excitement he misjudges and slams his dick onto the edge of the couch and bounces off. Which naturally makes us all laugh at him. So get gets embarrassed and forlorn until someone coos at him and picks him up

A friend of mine came over and BB met her for the first time, and he was sooo happy and excited to meet her. that he barfed

His legs are so short that when he goes down the stairs he has to like… hop. He sort of looks like someone clicking and bouncing a jpeg down each individual step

Summary:

Today on Evaludate, Air and Madelyn return after an amount of time Madelyn does not wish to think about. Anastasia is back at the helm as the point of view character, but this route isn't done sidelining her yet! The route keeps gesturing at being about cooler things than what it is actually about, and reminding us how much better Zenn is while repeatedly being racist about him. There's also a goddess.

Content Warnings:

Anti-Black Racism: 10:15 - 10:59, 25:25 - 26:05

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment