lmao

"amelie! what was that? that was my impression of amelie- from the movie amelie? amelie! that's not an impression you just- it's about a young girl- hello I am amelie! who can only say her own name. I cook an egg with a spoon. amelie! jesus. she cook an egg with a spoon?? fall in love again with me, amelie. now on dvd. (laughing) this week in the money zone- amelie. you miss that new relationship smell maybefallinloveagainwithmeamelie! don't look for me on blu-ray I'm not on blu-ray yet. I'm on dvd. I am too small to fit on the blu-ray they lose me.. I'm amelie! I'm hiding near the spindleee I'm amelie! theese laserdisc is gigantique. I am on the edge of it. hellooo~ it is like a plate for my egg dinnar. delicious! I am amelie!"

[ID: a Venn diagram with one circle labeled “sans undertale” and the other labeled “barry bluejeans”. the intersection between the two has bullet points reading:

“haha funny comic relief early game character,” “just kidding they’re very important (and almost the only one who knows wtf is happening at any given moment),” “suffers from recurring memory loss but finds tricks to circumvent this,” “secret background in science and equally secret lab/hideout,” “travel between parallel worlds???” “skeleton or skeleton adjacent,” and “blue”.

sans’ circle has a single bullet point, “tumblr sexyman”. barry’s circle has two points, “literally ‘The Lover’” and “somehow not a tumblr sexyman in spite of the above”. end description.]

@alchemiccolored asked:

do taako adventurezone in A3!

Howdy y’all, Don’t mind me.. Juuuust gonna push my trans Fig agenda real quiiick…

Because Merle, the moral core of their group who had laid his life on the line time and again in the name of knowledge and peace, was now a fuck-up who had walked out on his children. The cleric who had mastered an ancient magic and used it well now struggled with the simplest spells. The dwarf who had been so very kind to her, the first to reach out and get to know her, was cruel to a child and careless with new acquaintances.

Taako was still confident, of course, but it had a sharpness to it that alarmed her. The deep foundational love that had supported him all his life was gone, and so he had filled the void with pride and selfishness. His laughter was all for himself now, because every time he turned instinctively to share it with someone, that someone was gone, and he didn’t even know it, but Lucretia could see that it still hurt.

And it must have been worst of all to look at Magnus. The man who had learned the true meaning of strength and had made it his mission to preserve life, now hurled himself into danger at every opportunity, reckless and even joyful at the thought of death. Having no idea of the true value of his long, heroic life, he stood in the nothingness that was left to him and cheerfully waited for a battle he could die in.