Beware The Displacer Ooze!

the bi in bisexual isnt about genders its about 1. the sex im going to have with your mom and 2. the sex im going to have with your dad

When my students talk over me I do this bit where I quietly tell them I’m really shy and to please let me talk and somehow it works.

Why did we ever start yelling at kids when we could just let them be part of a bit, which is a kid’s favorite thing?

"heads up that person makes porn" "that person draws fetish art" awesome can i see it?

Fr tho. Don't tell me that the chef also makes sauce and then refuse me a menu.

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I sometimes feel that I'm not doing enough with my life, but at least I grew my first two arms significantly before a cactus would have been expected to.

Reblog if you grew your first two arms significantly before a cactus would be expected to

Be sure to give adolescent saguaros a thumbs up to let them know they’re doing a good job.

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away