It's Alright!

i’m always thinking about that news story where a three year old boy who wandered away from his house and ended up in the middle of the woods was found by this local great pyrenees farm dog who herded the kid back to his unrelated owners house. and the guy was like. whose kid is this

that dog must have been like. hmm. this isn’t a goat. some human must have left their puppy behind by accident. i have to bring this to management. surely my owner will be able to sort out whatever has occurred. that kid was like i’m all alone and scared and omg a big fluffy puppy is here to help. and that fucking farmer looking at his dog like. who’s toddler did you steal???

This happened very recently, but I love how it sounds like something that could’ve happened a couple hundred years ago too.

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

oh my god i just remembered the chainsmoking catgirl anime is out now. TO ME, MY TORRENTS

welcome to my theme park. so we basically let the animals roam around and harm the guests.

Warner Bros. Jungle Habitat

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

I’m having an in of body experience right now

blunt force feminization

the sandsvendor blog disappears one day but the tapir is added to the core group of animal cracker shapes