Mostly Memes

It's so funny to me how after Melanie's first statement Jon says "We did contact Ms Georgina Barker" with so much professional detachment as if she isn't literally his ex girlfriend

Someone hacked into and deleted my Tumblr while I was using it. All of my posts gained red text and the letters swirled around like a tornado before being scattered off screen. Presumably for others to use in their text posts

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

Someone was just setting the table for Christmas lunch when they took half a minute to lay out this vocabulary-changing bsky post, then carried on with their day...

Official Wednesday post

happy not only is it not friday it's not even thurday wednesday

It's Tuesday

It's Wednesday in my heart

No one in this DMV knows I’m thinking about men getting railed

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

ITS THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF SEPTEMBER

it’s what they would have wanted

happy moonwalk day

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

new chess piece called the jester which can move anywhere on the board but can't capture anything. it just gets in the way to annoy your opponent

In the latest round of "Derin shares a random fact from their life and gets flooded with stupid advice they didn't ask for that assumes they have the life experience of a toddler", I am once again being reminded that food can be frozen, but nobody's told me to take half a slow cooker's worth of leftovers to the local food bank (which they know nothing about since they know nothing about my town) yet. So at least the advice is getting marginally less stupid, even if the assessment of my intelligence is the same. Hopefully this improvement persists.

you should consider eating an entire slow cookers worth of food in one sitting next time

Believe me I did my best

Did u know food can be dried as well

Wow, no way! Next you'll tell me that it can be canned or something!

That's the normal way that that is done, yes.

impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning says you don't think music is even real

Imagining toothpaste accumulating in the letters

Imagine mould growing under the plate and having to disassemble the sink to clean it

official aromantic post

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

World Heritage Post