Freshmen of Life

When my work week just won't seem to end.

When I overhear my name somewhere in the office.

When I laugh too hard at a joke my boss tells.

When something I say in private to a coworker comes back to bite me.

Why Quitting Your Job is just like Breaking Up

When the whole department goes out to lunch without me.

Walking through the bar on a Friday night.

When I'm put in charge of a project that is out of my element.

When I get an 11th stamp on my loyalty card and get a free sandwich

Trying to improvise a work out away from the gym.

When I'm a little too enthusiastic with a new client.

When a client throws me a curve ball.

When I take on too much responsibility at my new job.

Waking up Monday morning

When I sleep through my alarm and have to haul ass to work.

When my food I got delivered gets there way early.

When I stay out too late on a week night.