resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

Approximately 47,000 times each week I am searching for articles from screenshots on Tumblr. We're all complaining all the time about how stupid everyone is getting, but we're complicit in making ourselves dumber. Use the fucking link function.

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

i could not survive in ancient greece i would be spending all my money on red figure kraters or whatever. my husband would come home like where did all of the funds for influencing votes go and i'd be like honey look this amphora's got achilles and ajax playing dice on it