what's been eating at you?

it's sick and twisted when performing arts people get famous enough that they have to polish up their social media presences and change their fun personalized usernames. laura dreyfuss has mercifully changed her insta back to hotdamnitslaura, but it was a sad day when we lost stephanie hsu's "hsulace" handle and she's a serious enough film actress now that I doubt we'll ever get it back. james ortiz you must promise to never waver from your jorts-based themeing.

Grace distracting Rocky by putting on a youtube compilation of japanese beetle fights and he gets like. weirdly into it. to an alarming degree. and grace has to figure out if its like entertainment or borderline porn for him and rocky will not give a straight answer

#YES. THROW SMALLER RIVAL OFF BRANCH. PROVE SUPERIORITY OF STRENGTH. OF CARAPACE HARDINESS#WIN MATE RIGHTS YES YES YES#grace: oh is this like a sex thing. is this porn to you#Rocky: rocky just likes when they clash. very entertaining to rocky.#he introduces him to ram and elk dominance fights and he also likes those. he's doing science rocky is having a great time (unspecified)

Its funny how the MCU stripped away everything that made Hawkeye an unique and interesting character in the comics and just made him a boring white guy with a family. He was a circus freak, thats why he is so acrobatic and loud mouthed, he was an entertainer, and then a villain for a little bit, and then an avenger. But MCU Hawkeye is the most wet blankst of a character ever. Its surprising how many people like him.

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful