got a job because apparently "wandering the forest collecting herbs and rocks" isn't a recognized career path

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

“The love of my life wouldn’t do that” is such a powerful perspective to maintain

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it