always comes back to this

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

If you start reading books again, you’ll feel at least a little better. I promise.

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

"which could mean nothing" is one of the most useful phrases to ever enter my lexicon thank you rpf

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

We rly need to bring back the term “acquaintance” like into regular and frequent use. So many high drama community squabbles and feelings of betrayal could be avoided if people just admitted there’s a step between “stranger” and a full on friend whose friendship you have a commitment to continuing and fostering. Like sometimes you’re just aquatinted with someone and you might decide you don’t like them after getting to know them a bit better…that’s very normal

never post again

More people should get into poly shipping. Both because polyamory is awesome and because it's really fun to make complicated ass diagrams

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you