Nicole Has a Tumblr

I don't know why I cry every time I remember niall had a diary. I picture him buying stationery, stickers, pens and whatnot for his little pocket size journal he carries in his backpack. He writes doctor who fanfiction; how much he loves indiana jones; he writes about ruben and then scribbles over it with such intensity that almost breaks the page. He might've written about alby too. I imagine he eventually tore the whole thing up afraid someone might read it.

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

the other day all my coworkers were talking about the various wack diets they're on and I went "nahhhh I'm on the Seafood Diet" and the lady next to me goes "oh, what's that?" and i was so shocked by actually getting a chance to deliver the punchline on that ancient gag that i barely even remembered to say it

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich