GIVE ME YOUR HAND

God forbid women do anything

nine inch fucks: I want to nail you like an animal

nine inch screws: I want to fuck you like an animal, but predominantly using gyrating motions rather than thrusting ones

To all of our brave service members trapped on the USS Lincoln right now, from the bottom of my heart I would like to say LOL.

“Navy sailors are killing themselves because they’re trapped on a busted ass raggedy ship with no soap and bad food.” And not because they’re tools of American imperialism fighting a monstrously cruel nothingburger war? Okay.

It is crazy to see politicians and random public figures come out and be like “Yeah, destroying Iranian infrastructure and bombing children is whatever but you can’t treat our brave little soldiers like this!”