the strident hisses of a nobody

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

i promise you that white man is not underrated

thats the wrong image

kitten i'll be honest daddy needs to learn how to have fun making art again or he's going to kill himself

like im okay with being medium attractive and having a moderately clean house. instagram reels just bounce off of me like water off a ducks back

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

HIJK is not my personal favorite part of the alphabet song but i appreciate the artistry. it is the sort of labored uphill climb that lends itself to the free downhill spillage of LMNOP. each letter is like an effortful punctuation of an iron pick into the mountain side as you hoist your way up. you can almost hear the shrill of each strike chafing