the strident hisses of a nobody

The great thing about Gus is that he perfectly oscillates from playing the annoyed straight man to Shawn’s general insanity to yes-anding to an insane degree. For every moment where he says no Shawn, you did not hear that both ways there’s a moment where he, with no prompting, claims that his fictitious grandmother with a broken hip was teaching a line dancing class. For every time he says Shawn, stop messing around at work, there is a time where after Shawn says he’s been “looking at the man in the mirror”, Gus, in a move that never ever fails to make me laugh, with a completely straight face and no impact on the conversation, does the Michael Jackson “he-he”. He’s insane. He thinks he’s normal. He does 11 point turns. He’s a sympathetic crier.

Making aus as a fan who fixates on one (1) character is so hard because I do truly want my blorbo to be the prettiest girl at the party. All the other characters need meaningful moments and important motivations and backstory and internal thoughts. But here's my special guy. Everyone look at him the most. Clap or ill blow this whole building up

my sister is so annoying to watch Star Wars with, all she does is ask where Obi-Wan is, even when he's like, RIGHT THERE, ON SCREEN, GIRL.

She also asked where's Obi-Wan when Padmé and Anakin where hugging and making love eyes at each other. LMFAO

I will start blocking everyone who agrees with my sister

Suspect is fleeing on foot. Short round male, last seen in a purple robe and jeweled crown. Armed with a large turkey leg and a goblet of wine.

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

Anon bb come back i can change for you