the strident hisses of a nobody

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

I like bad things on purpose

biting the hand that feeds and leaving teeth marks that eventually fade causing me to bite the hand that feeds again and again and again in a desperate attempt to leave my mark

all men know how to do these days is scamper and scuttle

KITTY COVERS EYES WITH PAWS WHILE SLEEPING WHILE PURRING 40 REVIVED 30000 HELAED

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

when u click with someone and they have the audacity to live far away

anyways no luck on the everything dash but i did find out that if you do [blog].tumblr.com/random will just pull up a random post from that blog

love you frog...

We Are All Blocked By Mutual In Laws

there are songs i hear and go “man there is no way anyone actually listens to this” and then you hear it on the radio 300 times a day and the album is nominated for a grammy and there are fans who spend every dollar they have on merch and concert tickets to sold out stadiums of people who all love that song. and you wonder if maybe you’re the one who’s wrong but then you hear it again and decide that nope, you’re right and everyone else has lost their minds

if you really have to be like “let people enjoy things” on this post… ok sure. but it’s music. people love to argue about music. and that’s because its really fun to be a hater sometimes. #letpeopleNOTenjoythings