the strident hisses of a nobody

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

i hate when something is in 20 minutes

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

"he would not fucking say that" but its about a character being a leftist. he would not fucking believe that

media literacy is knowing when a character would say "i dont vote. why are you bringing politics into this?" no matter how mad it makes you to hear somebody irl say the same thing

This goes for a good amount of the characters who are complained about "oh no they were a cop in the timeskip", a lot of the time they wouldn't have an issue with being a cop and it is perfectly in character.

The number of people who go like 'my beloved war criminal blorbo!' but then act like you poured a drink on them if you suggest they'd be a Republican is honestly pretty funny.

God forbid women do anything

well the thing is im going to killing you with a rock

life gets better when you realise you can write the most vile, irredeemable, perverse fiction ever and no one can stop you

are you ever just so glad a certain fictional character exists