the strident hisses of a nobody

we could be two gargoyles sitting on a roof together. do u ever think about that

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

There should be cigarettes made from night time

one time a being of pure light & truth appeard to me and started saying some bullshit but i ignored it

the world is my whale carcass

so ive been thinking again and it's not going great

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

do not try contacting me i have blocked you on my crystal ball

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.