the strident hisses of a nobody

when your ships are rare so you gotta make the content yourself like some kind of ARTIST

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

do i really have to be alive every day

i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy

Howl Pendragon