the strident hisses of a nobody

airplanes were first conceptualized when the wright brothers orville and redenbacher saw a bird and said what if we made a mechanical one of those that looks vaguely fuckable

we seriously need to do more to let people know about the dangers of sisy hypno i watched just one video and im still pushing this damn rock

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for

My more controversial Opinion that I think a lot of you would hate is that I think we should stop taking writing advices from screenwriters.

basically low hanging fruit is great because that means it is easy to grab and i like when things are easy