Welcome to Hell

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he was so real for this

I have seen this before and possibly even reblogged it, but I didn’t notice the added cricket ball until just now

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to grow up to have my oversized shirt sluttily fall off my shoulder slightly so you can see a little bit of sideboob

you don't hear about people being sent to horny jail anymore this is another victory brought by the anarchists fighting for prison abolition

who the fuck decided glass tables were a good thing? and who the fuck keeps buying them?

no bro you don’t understand. we have to make out. it’s for science. dude just listen to me. when was the last time you kissed someone? i’m willing to help you out! you can practice by making out with me. i’m your oldest and best friend. this totally won’t be weird or change anything about our dynamic i promise. it’s what friends are for. making out with your homies to make sure they can really impress the ladies. maybe you’re on top of me. maybe we’re both flushed. maybe you have my hands pinned over my head and we’re both breathing hard and we both wait a beat too long to move but i promise bro this is totally no homo.

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .