And don't forget my dog, fixed and consequent

Some stores have mozzarella in a tube shape and it's firmer. You can slice pieces and put them on pizza and they keep the shape better.

But yeah, more spheres for the sphere menu! xD

this one's a big hit with the victims

excuse me, no I wasn't???

congratulations to today’s lucky 10000

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Oh, they're staying at the cat maisonette!

found this picture from les mis 1988 and of course i had to immediately do a quick sketch

waiting to hear back.

#Jebać Tczew#My time to shine#I used to live in Tczew for a bit as a child#Basically Tczew is the weird cousin of Pomorskie#People living there are considered weird by people from the other cities#Also driving skills of theirs is legendary because it's non existing so if you're driving a car and see car from Tczew just run away#I also like a fact that in Tczew they have one of the longest (used to be the longest) bridge on Wisła BUT it's blew up#And they are postponing fixing it#And it's not like it was blew up during war (because it was. By poles. To protect the city from Germans) but it was fixed after the war#And then blew up again#So now we are waiting#It's been 14 years my dudes#Every election new guy comes and say “choose me to become your president I will fix your bridge”#Later on it never happens#Once Duda (our previous President) came to Tczew only to be met by medieval knights#And husars#And Napoleon.#Photos are hilarious#I also like a fact that Tczew is called the city of trains but then decided to make their train station smaller#And close training school for railway workers and moved it to Gdynia#About Gdynia#In Tczew they had the first Sea university in Poland but then had to move it to Gdynia because Tczew is not connected to the Sea#During one of the Kaiser visits (I don't remember which one sorry) they closed the movement of ships on Wisła got safety reasons#But one fisherman from Tczew broke the rules and then military had to shoot him#Yea they weren't able to do so and he ran (swim) away#So it's not like Tczew became weird nowadays#It's have been this way since way way way more before#Also jebac Tczew nie zamierzam tam kurwa wracać#Only weird stuff happens in Tczew and trust me there's more to that

Also someone in the notes mentioned that it's probably a (heated) rivalry between Pomeranian cities (I have to side with Gdynia here, they at least have the Sea University by the Sea).

You made a computer that can't COUNT?!

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coca cola: “release” MSG from your body

coca cola: "wake" you up when the nap wants to take you (caffeine)