Nothing ever happens

Suspect is fleeing on foot. Short round male, last seen in a purple robe and jeweled crown. Armed with a large turkey leg and a goblet of wine.

she's so hot

so it turns out there's a type of jrpg i like and it's called dungeon crawlers

i completely understand now. i boot up etrian odyssey or mary skelter and play it for a few minutes and then i look at the clock and 8 hours have passed. what do they put in these.

just discovered a new thing to be a hater about (people drawing characters as women’s hockey players but for SOME reason the jerseys are form-fitting and they seem to not be wearing any chest pad at all or normal hockey pants. and thus I am killing and biting and maiming.)

in my experience the purpose of having men around is that you can push the bits of food you dont want onto their plate and theyll eat it

also mice

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.