they've poured yaoi cocaine on the floor in front of the phroombas 😭

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they've poured yaoi cocaine on the floor in front of the phroombas 😭

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no but you don’t understand most movies would have had them part ways at the end and go home and save their respective planets and at most we’d get the hint of a sequel where they get to see each other again but!! instead!!! Grace went back to save Rocky!! he chose to be brave for one (1) other person!!! they even gave us the sci-fi equivalent of the romcom trope where the protagonist runs through an airport to catch their love interest before they leave!!!! do you understand yet do you uNDERSTAND YET DO YOU UNDERSTA
bad news man this whimsical little jerkwad has gained use of his opposable thumbs in your atmosphere and now he's going to use them for violence
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movie night 😀
Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide
I think Rocky named Grace ‘Dumbass’ or ‘Idiot’ or something and then just never changed it. Then when they get to Erid he’s so used to calling his alien friend ‘Shithead Moron’ that when he introduces him to a large crowd they’re all like ‘woah man what the fuck’ and ‘that’s not nice!’ and ‘you can’t say that bro that’s too mean’ and Rocky has to awkwardly explain to Grace why they’re upset. Grace, who is now very familiar with Rocky’s standard vocabulary, laughs until he is crying on the floor and can’t breath, which makes all the other Eridians panic while Rocky stands there yelling at Grace that it’s not that funny asshole.
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This is how it's done:
And this is how you homage it:
Literally less than a year ago we were adding cool spins to it like “Sliding Up Tokyo Tower” how did we downgrade so hard?
We even got live action slide
The slide in the first post bothers the fuck out of me because he’s using his right leg to slide on the ground.
So, I ride a motorcycle and I know at least the theory of doing a power slide (still cool but you don’t slide nearly so much and you need a pretty light bike to do it most of the time). You have to lock the back wheel until your back wheel looses grip on the road and then turn sharply to the left. Rear wheel slides and the front wheel turns.
But how do you lock the back wheel you might ask? Well with your rear break of course.
WHICH IS UNIVERSALLY UNDER YOUR RIGHT FOOT! How the FUCK is he locking the back wheel, with his shifter on his left foot??? Not possible. The creators of Akira knew it, and so did everyone that homaged it. The post above gets it right even if he’s likely on a slider and being pulled back.
This is why I love tumblr. Where else could I find gifs of back to back tribute references and a perfect explanation of why the above doesn't work and how you would need to do everything to ideally execute to move in question? Thank you for explaining, fellow tumblr friend.
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PINOF 1 KISS IS NOW CANON IN THE BIG 2026 😭😭😭😭
Google says it’s no different than checking IDs at the airport.
This is just another form of censorship, control of what we can/can't see and engage with, and another means of getting our private information.
Alternative forks of AOSP (Android Open-Source Project) which are not maintained by Google and will not be affected by this:
LineageOS (I use this one)
Graphene OS
Functionally they are virtually identical to stock Android. Android began as an open-source project, and these versions are built off of that.
Fuck Google.
for those like me who cannot install alternative android forks on their phone because the phone in question is thoroughly unrootable, I would recommend downloading anyapk on your phone while you still can. In their own words:
anyapk is a lightweight Android application installer that bypasses Google's developer verification requirements by using local ADB (Android Debug Bridge) connections. Smoothly install any APK file on your device without restrictions, gatekeepers, or corporate approval.
If you're reading this after Google's lockdown date and are unable to install anyapk the regular way, there is a method outlined on the github linked above which tells you how to install anyapk on your phone by plugging it into a computer with ADB installed on it. Once you have anyapk on your phone, you will not have to do that ever again (unless you delete anyapk off your phone)
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a tweet by @/Pirat_Nation:
From September 2026, all apps, including those outside the Play Store, must come from verified developers.
No more anonymous sideloads. No quick comebacks for malware gangs.
First: Brazil, Indonesia, Singapore, Thailand.
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[Description for the second image: a post from jrepin that reads:
"Sideloading" is the rentseeker word for "being able to run software of your choosing on a computing device you purchased". There is no reasonable case for an operating system developer having a say over what programs you run on your hardware.
--Eugen Rochko of Mastodon https://mastodon.social/@Gargron/115093185284473606]
being asked to leave a physical real life area and calling it a soft ban is pretty good

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Does Shane struggle with polyamory being another thing for the public to know and judge about him?
God this is SUCH a good question and I’m gonna actually take the cheap way out and say I have no idea. HOWEVER. I am curious to see how RR portrays him moving on from the outing in unrivaled bc i think that will tell us a LOT about how he handles shit after The Worst Possible Thing happens to them. Does he still hold himself to those stupid high standards even though the image people had of him can never be achieved again? Or does he fully go apeshit and say fuck all of you I am Free and I refuse to care about your opinions of me anymore?
Bc if he’s still weird and high strung about being perceived as the Wrong Kind of Queer, then yes absolutely he struggles with being poly and probably goes to great lengths to keep it under wraps, and Cliff is arguably way more stable than Ilya so he can take it but it’s still fucking sad yknow?
But if he’s in his 2007 Britney Spears Shaving Her Head And Beating Up Paparazzos Era? Fuck all of you. Yeah he has two husbands. Yeah he loves kinky sex. Yeah he’s going to BDSM clubs. Yeah he’s doing Adam&Eve brand deals and pride photo shoots in nothing but a rainbow jock. He’s getting a hat trick every game with his stick absolutely decked out in pride tape. This is the far less likely version unfortunately but it’s the version he DESERVES jesus CHRIST shane let yourself LIVE
the early projections are in! this year's top five halloween costumes will be:
5. the MASTURBATING BEAR from LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN
4. the BLOND ONE from HEATED RIVALRY
3. the DARK-HAIRED ONE from HEATED RIVALRY
2. disgraced us state department official ALGER HISS
and for the sixtieth year in a row
1. BEDSHEET GHOST