farewell to all the earthly remains

they've poured yaoi cocaine on the floor in front of the phroombas 😭

a lot of scares get like a second of reaction before the "oh -_-" moment but dude legit spent a solid ten seconds ready to be killed by a dragon

This is made 10x better by the account name being “anxietycouple”

What if we stayed in this moment forever. You and me in love by the lake behind my cottage. Where no one in the world could ever find us.

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be

i know everyone says they hate being online and i understand why and i get it and its bad and everything but (whispering like i'm at a sleepover) i actually really like being online

ok now lets put charlie in the ballgown

shawty like a scary voice in my head

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp

big stompy boots w the skeleton bodysuit this is so good