farewell to all the earthly remains

they've poured yaoi cocaine on the floor in front of the phroombas 😭

the fact that they killed henriksen instead of having season after season of him and dean playing some psychosexual cat-and-mouse game is my villain origin story

everyones trying to divine rpf proof from like wow they looked at each other in a joint interview or performed for a crowd together the real rpf proof is when they stop speaking to each other

in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed

as soon as you start noticing how much people hype up gay art that's just hypermasculine muscled men as like, the peak of gay art, you start wanting to maul every bara artist to death and you'll start hating tom of finland

everyone look at my queer as fuck gay art! *hypermasculine bodybuilder* *hypermasculine bodybuilder* *hypermasculine bodybuilder* *hypermasculine bodybuilder* *hypermasculine bodybuilder* *hypermasculine bodybuilder but with softened abs and a comment about dieting* *hypermasculine bodybuilder*

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card