farewell to all the earthly remains

they've poured yaoi cocaine on the floor in front of the phroombas 😭

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

hard cider (initially dubbed silly juice) was invented by a group known as the littles front against bed-time in an attempt to bring alcoholism to children of all ages

yeah he was like lindsey’s gonna like this

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

Thinking about that time I pointed out that David's obviously the cook in the family because all of Shane's comfort foods appear to be white people food and, speaking from my own lived experience as a person of mixed race, no Asian mother who actually knew how to cook would subject her child to nothing but white people food, and someone actually had the audacity to respond that Shane probably prefers those dishes because white people food is inherently more "sensory friendly" than the cuisine from other cultures I was like bitch do you think white people invented autism???????

well if there's no girls in it then it automatically sucks shit okays?

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

those shoelaces you like are about to come back in style

You're right but don't say it like that

They don’t wanna be around people ever but they do love us. It’s so clear. They don’t wanna be near anybody. At all. But they do love us very much. I’m fine with this tbh this is indeed a pretty effective diva-acolyte relationship and I’m proud to be in it