farewell to all the earthly remains

they've poured yaoi cocaine on the floor in front of the phroombas 😭

The Narrator if He was honest about the Princess

wttbp as i walk into the lesbian bar i simply Do Not Have Time For This

henrietta hot bartender i would have loved to keep talking about long live with you...

fucked uppppppp and watching a rat steal a bagel and its moving me to tears

sorry it’s actually so fucking crazy thinking abt how certain places have banned burqinis like literally making a woman take her clothes off in public like that shit is so fascist

genuinely horrific like that’s law mandated sexual assault & we just let it happen. hello. can anyone hear me.

parallel universe

ok her writing words with chalk was so hot yessss literate mama + we see her handwriting that always gets me going

look at us. blogging

one of the few times they actually give us an official name for something and we’re calling that shit sex hospital

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

where would rpf be without the character of nondescript hotel room

If Shane actually went through with wearing the suit to their first hookup, you KNOW that every hookup afterwards Ilya is gonna walk through the door and look at Shane in his sweats and tees and go "What? You didn't dress up for me?" EVERYYYY SINGLE TIMEEEEE

ilya will say ”well your mom is hot” and ”well your dad is hot” in random situations just to drive shane insane