farewell to all the earthly remains

they've poured yaoi cocaine on the floor in front of the phroombas 😭

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I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.

joining a follycule and making bad decisions together

joining a jollycule and making joyous decisions together

Joining a hollycule and ooh ow owie poky branches and yucky poison berries

I really like the undercurrent vibe that sylvia keeps showing up of her own accord…weird freak of the MOAT confirmed

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

I'm intensely uncomfortable with the amount of fan engagement we're getting. I'm like a dog that was abandoned as a puppy so now I snap at any human who tries to approach

I liked it better when they pretended not to know what we were saying and we pretended not to know that THEY were pretending not to know what we were saying

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

throwing the baby out with the bathwater is crazy

what if the baby had bad vibes though

agnostic bathwater: we just dont know if this was deserved or ironic

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.