SO MANY NYAN

BEATS

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

all in all it's just a ...nother dick and some balls

Cat is a small Heated Object you can put on your Lap for Winter Comfort.

Human is a large Heated Object you can Loaf on for Winter Comfort

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish