memento mori; memento vivire

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

[ID: Planet Earth is centered, the weight on the shoulders of the hunched figure of Eva Stratt, her hands raised to grip and balance the large globe. She wears a brown, enveloping coat and her orange-red hair falls over her shoulder, covering all but a slice of her face. One bright red eye is visible in a half-lidded glare. She is crouched on an icy plane, completely frozen mountain peaks rising to either side. Above the mountains and behind the Earth/rest of the image is the darkness of space. The dark is dully-flecked with mostly gray stars, only one dot actually bright enough to be called white, near the top. Close by this point, an eight-pointed red star (Sol?) blazes. Three bright red, diamond-shaped stars back sketchy black silhouettes across the center of the image -- two smaller ones back human figures, arms folded over their chests, legs together and pointing inward, the figures angled in mirroring poses. On the left is Captain Yao and on the right is Ilyukhina, her hair streaming back from her head. The much larger central red diamond backs the silhouette of the Hail Mary space ship (wide solar array crossing at the top; three 'legs' of the living module and mechanisms of the ship, which are almost twice the array's length, extending down ; overall making a crucifix-like shape). Inverted and overlaying the Hail Mary, primarily, as well as all of the other elements in the image -- being closest to the viewer -- is the figure of Ryland Grace. His feet are by the 'legs' of the Hail Mary in such a way that is he were upright, Yao and Ilyukhina would be at his shoulders. Instead, he 'hangs' down (not subjected to gravity), eyes closed, wearing his glasses, a yellow raincoat, a dull brown striped shirt, jeans, and white sneakers. The points of the bright red star behind Grace and Hail Mary, between those two and the Earth, extend beyond the screen up, left, and right, and the red line is directly behind Grace's unconscious head, thinning until it reaches Eva Stratt, right at the top of her shoulder. The bright red star behind the Hail Mary is between Eva and the Earth, too. /end ID]

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

Yess here it is. Still one of my favorites.

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest