*Published* James Bond Garbage Person™

sing, o muse, of the supermassive black hole

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

long ass car trips are alot like the modern day whaling voyage if you think about it. I think itd really be improved if the passenger seat could launch harpoons at passing pickup trucks though

anyone else feel like a very maladjusted young alien girl child wearing the skin of a grown woman

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

and for the lady, perhaps a devout knight?

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that