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hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao
It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.
So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."
And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."
you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.
(circa 2008)
Btw the Katy Perry clip above is from her first single "Ur so gay"
Early 2000's were so homophobic that I had a friend tell me he loved his father and immediately followed it with "no homo though."
Starting a collection
Ranking some random terrible Irish representation in American media as an Irish person
(In a completely biased way)
1. Rory Flanagan from Glee
The actor won the Glee project with his quirky trait literally just being that he’s Irish -5
They dressed him like he from the 50’s and often in green -5
Made him act like a leprechaun and talk about lucky charms (we don’t even have them in Ireland) -5
Made him sing IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN BY KERMIT THE FROG -20
Actor to be fair didn’t like all this and talked about how stereotypical it was +5
= -30/10
2. Scarah Screams from the monster high web series
Accent is HEINOUS -10
Skin and clothes are green -5
Aesthetic is really cute though +5
Is a banshee +5
I’m biased and am an adult monster high collector +10
=5/10
3. The Irish vampire coven from twilight (the movie series)
In it for like five seconds -5
One of them is ginger of course -5
Vile accents -10
Not very modern clothes -5
So bad it’s funny +10
=-15/10
4. “Celtic demon summoning spell book” from Buffy the vampire slayer
They say Celtic even though it’s specifically Irish -5
It’s quite literally a random excerpt they got from an Irish newspaper about a NEW BUS LANE OPENING IN DUBLIN!!!! -500
=-505/10

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irish racists telling anti-racists (+ people who're just normal abt immigration) that they're "west brits" will forever be enraging bc like. ik some might disagree but to me an irish person buying into white supremacy & trying to use it to give themselves and ireland a geo-political leg up is the definition of westbrit-ism. you aren't angry at the landlord because he's starving you on your own land, you're angry because you wish you were him. being a catholic doesn't make you immune to taking the soup
trying to deny people from the global south access to ireland's resources in 2025 isn't any different from standing on a dublin pier with a british gun in your hand in 1847
quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.
Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point
the human body when you use it and exist in it
Obsession (2026)
"what the fuck is your problem?" (compliment)
"are you sick in the head or something?" (flirtatious)
"fucking freak" (affectionate)

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not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.
I would liveblog Anything
Inspired by the "Triumph of Death" made by Pieter Bruegel the Elder circa 1562.
world's foinest / book of bats
Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).
I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

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a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media
the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option
I'm fascinated by people who are hung up on figuring out who the "real" king of this or that polity is mostly for the level of cognitive dissonance it demands. All the murder and incest and lateral inheritance and political horse-trading leading up to my favourite guy were perfectly legit, but from that point forward only direct inheritance from father to eldest son counts. Very cool – hey, quick question: how many popes am I holding up?