peel an orange open...

you guys do realize memorizing a story doesn't actually preserve it right? it just destroys it entirely and places a perfect copy of it in your brain to be retold at a future performance

Been reading howls moving castle lately and i do love how idgaf maxxing sophie is about. Everything. Learns her sisters swapped places bc one wanted to learn magic while the other wanted a family😐👍 gets turned into an old lady by the wicked witch of the waste😐👍 meets a fire demon and makes a contract w him before taking a nap on a cozy chair😐👍 learns shes a witch ans has been speaking magic into every hat she ever made😐👍 like i strive to give that little of a fuck. Which is contrasted to howl going on a neurotic spiral every two pages

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

[VD: A Scum Villain animatic set to "Spoken For" by Flavor Foley featuring Luo Binghe and centering the duality of his character. He's depicted as a disciple and a demon lord, conflicted or faceless as Bingge, happy with Shen Qingqiu during disciple era or unhappy with Shen Jiu, as a child on a riverbank or as Luo Bingzu. Shen Qingqiu is also depicted as being unable to speak to him, and Shen Jiu is occasionally shown in a pot or the Water Prison. End VD]

[Image description: A painting of Snoopy smiling while sitting at a round table and holding a pink envelope. On the table are three red and pink envelopes and a pair of scissors. The wall behind him is pink with multiple hearts drawn on it. On the wall are also strokes of brown and black paint that are partially smudged into the pink. Vertically, on the left side is a name that looks digital. It says "©Tim Murley." End ID]

[id: pixel art banners of gently moving nature scenes - leaves, water, rain, and grass. Half of them feature a black cat.]/end id.

you've been summoned for july duty

people are always saying “they have should be at the club” about characters who would immediately have a panic attack if even put in the general vicinity of one

the plot of mairumashita iruma-kun is basically iruma going "I'm feeling... an emotion. but this is bad, right? i shouldn't be feeling an emotion like this" & then whatever demon's closest kneeling down and going "iruma. I'm an expert in Emotion. and I'm here to tell you it's time for you to go ape shit."

[ID copied from alt: drawing of qifrey from a weird top down cangle. he is smiling and looking around. also fun detail is there are four white leaves floating past his head. End ID]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

the first thing you'll learn about me is that I'm a funny guy

the second thing you'll learn about me is that I'm always in some kind of nightmarish torture hell dimension

today I am thinking about Hua Cheng taking a nap

I’m a fool. I forgot that Hua Cheng has been yeeted off two city walls and died three times