doctors hate me vampires want me carnally

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

I was debating pre- and post- smartphone existentialism with an older gentleman today and he stopped part way through and said "Why are you a security guard? Why aren't you teaching this at some college somewhere?" And I didn't know what to say so I went with "Well I used to make art but nobody pays an artist"

I want to invoke thought and wonder and introspection and encourage the passions of every soul I meet forever and ever and dig until I find the glorious potential for creation and experience and joy in every single one but unfortunately I must pay rent and so I stand, a meat shield, an NPC with unlockable dialogue

#capitalism brain tells you that anyone interesting must fight to the top of their interest#and precludes the possibility of everyone everyone everyone already being interesting

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

No it's not libel if it's true

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

as we all know the primary victims of this war are voting Americans who buy gasoline

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

if you put a bunch of vaseline on your chest and then you eat some chips shirtless you can experience something gross and disgusting