When All Else Fails, Choose Love

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

This is yet another thing I thought Pratchett had made up but turned out to be totally real.

Unrelated but any time someone mentions clown makeup I'm reminded of how highly successful stage magician Penn Jillette almost flunked out of clown college and had to take remedial clown makeup classes.

The poor mortician can't figure out why it still won't close, and has to remove 5 dead clowns from the coffin before it finally shuts.

I’m convinced trickster deities and creatures exist, and that this is their typical profession.

why would a trickster deity become a mortician

Clown.

Never call me that again or I'll squirt you with my flower and honk my nose and I'll blow the house down

fully sober in the club googling iliad full text

Trashed off my ass in the library with a hardback copy of the iliad

official library post

The only thing that matters is the absolute death of the enemy

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted

Damn, that's useful

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

Oh so when your mom puts a little bit of her heart in every meal that's fine, but when I, Harrowhark the First,

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything