i genuinely feel like im being edged
Mostly dead is still partially alive.
[slowly and carefully carving a stake out of rown wood]
I fix, statement.
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we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

if i look back, i am lost

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i genuinely feel like im being edged
Mostly dead is still partially alive.
[slowly and carefully carving a stake out of rown wood]
I fix, statement.

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what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe
So the first thing you must understand is that there are two basic types of Turkish delight. The first kind is what most people are familiar with, which are these gelatinous cubes covered in powdered sugar. They are, by most metrics, an acquired taste:
This is usually the stuff people try and say, “Yeah, I don’t get it, Edmund.” But if you go to a good Turkish confectioner (or just any of the bazillion stores that sell it in the Istanbul markets) you’ll see a second kind of Turkish delight, in a rolled shape:
This is the good stuff. The sell-your-soul-and-your-family stuff. It’s nutty and chewy and creamy and comes in all sorts of flavors, and I highly recommend it to anyone. (Especially hazelnut. It’s not a traditional flavor but I’m convinced the White Witch dipped into the future to get some for Edmund, it is that delicious.)
The second thing you need to understand is that the turkish delight was laced with mind-control drugs.
The third thing you need to understand is Edmond was living under WWII sugar rationing
the fourth thing to understand is Edmond is such a nasty shit that he sells everyone out for the lamest payment.
Like if it was written today, it’d be a feastables bar.
One of the insidious things that happens with AI Bros is that any AI win is claimed by them.
Did you run a Machine learning system to detect types of fish in a river using their silhouette and markings?
Some AI bro just claimed it as a win for ChatGTP because "AI" is only LLMs, right?
So any time you see "AI just did something cool", dig in, chances are it was unrelated to Open AI, Claude, or Gemini.
Deoderant vs Anti Perspirant.
OK so Anti-Perspirants are also deodorants. The way they do this is by having something in them that raises the pH level on your skin and kills the skin bacteria that make you smell bad.
The pH-altering chemical is usually something like… Bicarbonate of Soda, magnesium hydroxide (For sensitive skin).
The difference between a deodorant and an anti perspirants, is that… well one of them stops you sweating and uses 'Alum', an aluminium compound that blocks sweat ducts and can cause them to clog and become infected.
Also, though it's less of an issue these days, Parabens.
You know what is an easy way to feel dry and deoderise yourself, and clothes, and can contain Zinc Oxide that makes irritated skin (From chafing and heat rash) feel better?
Talcum powder.
Especially the lightly medicated stuff: Makes you feel dryer, less chafing, smell better, and of course you get to show off those sweat stains, while feeling cooler. Also can be used in your socks and shoes to avoid sweaty feet and doesn't leave you with that weird wax coating feeling that anti-perspirants provide.
So anyway, if you don't like roll-ons or swax stick solutions, there's your alternative.
tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents
not me though. im girl with tanktop
I always wanted to be a thing in the vents.
I will drop snacks and flashlight batteries for the girl in a tank top.

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In terms of establishing the fundamental aesthetic of the 1990s strand of cinematic cyberpunk, the 1993 Super Mario Bros. adaptation is probably up there with Johnny Mnemonic and Lawnmower Man influence-wise, as much as we all hate to admit it.
What the fuck
Welcome to the "learned from this post that the first major live-action feature film adaptation of a pre-existing video game franchise was a dystopian cyberpunk AU of Super Mario Bros. for some inexplicable reason" club.
I do believe the stink of this movie saved us from some far worse projects. I have no idea what those would have been, but I believe.
Are you kidding? This film was the vanguard; it may have tanked in theatres, but the novelty of it led to a number of bandwagon-jumping projects in following years. After Super Mario Bros. dropped in 1993, we had Double Dragon and the Jean-Claude Van Damme Street Fighter in 1994, then Paul W S Anderson's Mortal Kombat in 1995; the unexpected commercial success of the latter film was reportedly the deciding factor when Angelina Jolie accepted the lead role in Tomb Raider a few years later, which in turn kicked off the second wave of major live-action video game adaptations in the early 2000s that gave us the Resident Evil films.
The movie was also incredibly important because it was the first movie that was scanned from film to Digital for the purposes of compositing special effects shots (About 700 of them).
It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?
I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.
You're a sci-fi robot who just got cut in half by the Big Bad (don't worry, you'll get better). What's inside you?
Printed circuit boards (blinking lights optional)
Gears and sprockets
Endless bundles of wire
Some sort of translucent crystal
Meat and viscera in a weird colour
Random geometric shapes
The cut is mirror-smooth, like I was one solid mass of metal
It looks like... car parts?
I'm actually mostly hollow
Just a shitload of milky goo
Other (specify)
Cheese sandwich
Bunch of frayed muscle fibres, articulated support structures and a load of expired candy, because I goddamn knew someone would do this.
i don't really want to weight in on the "using big words in your writing is ableist" discourse happening on tiktok because i'm like 90% certain it's an anti-intellectual psyop to stir up drama in online circles to promote the use of ai to summarize literally everything and thus feeding the LLMs and lowering the populace's mistrust of such tools but i also have to say: dictionaries and thesauruses are the most accessible they've ever been. if you use an e-reader of any kind you can look up a word without leaving the page. there's a plethora of online dictionaries and if you just type a word + "meaning" into google it'll usually give you a definition. we used to have pocket dictionaries we used when reading in class. i have two on my shelf right now that i used in high school. stop letting the fascists purposefully misuse anti-ableism rhetoric to trick you into never thinking again.
Seeing weird words in text is how you learn them and get to add them to your vocabulary.
Then you have a new way to think about things.
In 1984 (the book), the government was using Newspeak, so they could reduce the number of concepts that people could communicate to each other.
Saying “you no have big words because the poor disableds won’t be able to brain them good”, is infantilising you and everyone else, and trying to degrade your cognitive skills.
That said, sometime people are just obfuscating things and trying to score points with antediluvian prose merely to try and score points by showing they know more obscure etymology than you.
Fuck ‘em.
Whip that lookup out and steal their vocab.
The Fad
Every generation gets deeply into a fad for a new tech.
Yu can see this by going back and looking at how the Big New Tech got integrated into businesses and itnerests that it had no real part of.
In 200s you had Quantum. Companies would stick Quantum in their name.
Before that, it was Computer: Computer controlled Cabs. Computer dating.
Half a step back and it was Video.
Going back a bit it was Atomic. And before it was Atomic it was Radio. And Electric - Triscuits are named because they were cooked with Electriscity.
Presumably, historically, there was someone selling flint hide scrapers by billing them as Agricultural: Entire cultures certainly got into the cult of Swords.
And actually we have good evidence that a lot of hand axes were never used, they were just for show, so maybe there was someone wedging hand axes into the description of what they did.
Anyway.
What I'm saying is we just got out. of Blockchain we're currently in the AI fad, and next up it's either Fusion or Quantum Computing.
MAGA Mooks say the US is Gods Country.
But like there's earthquakes, wildfires, floods, tornados, storm surges and whatever the fuck's going on with Florida.
So my thesis is that the USA is purgatory. If you did something mildly bad, you get sent to I dunno. North Dakota.
And if you did a lot wrong but not enough to go to Sheole, you go to DC.
And if you get pissy about it, they make you black, so you have to do the entire thing on hard mode.
And oh boy if you really irk them, now you have to be a woman too, and your family are fundies or scientologists.
But if you're a funny asshole, you get sent to Florida.
I'm not sure what the criteria are to be handed the job of alligator, but I'd be interested to find out…

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i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.
grabs you by the shoulders listen. listen to my words. i understand the urge to make fanfiction about yourself and to find a reality in which you're super awesome and great and everyone who hates you is wrong and dumb. i get it. you're better than that. you can love yourself without putting other people down, dehumanizing and generalizing, and retaliating against your oppressors.
there's no NPCs. there's no aliens coming to save us. we're not the next step in human evolution. our hyperconnected nervous systems give us terrible sensory overwhelm more often than they make us geniuses. neurotypical people are sentient, conscious, aware people who are capable of understanding you. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different.
Yeah. If you're gonna join up with a group who'll let you play space god... join the furries.
OK yeah, you'll still end up forking money out, but you get cool art of your char and go to conventions and dress up as Captain Kirk as an ocelot.
An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old
“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”
Cmon man
8000 years, and someone's reflection is still trapped inside!
Do you think it's immoral to use chatgpt for college assignments? I think it's unfortunately unavoidable.
It is absolutely immoral, completely counterproductive to the goal of learning things, and turns out incredibly subpar work.
As for unavoidable….you understand that the vast majority of people who have ever graduated college throughout history did so without ever once using AI, right? You understand that?
You understand that the point of writing papers isn’t just to have a paper with words on it, right? You understand that the entire point is to do the mental work necessary to put your learning into organized words, such that you actually learn it? And that if you outsource that to AI you are not learning?
Let's cost out the idea of AI use as an unavoidable part of university life, shall we? Imagine the following scenario:
A professor uses AI to generate their lecture outline and slides, because it saves them time; their students then use AI to summarize the lecture, because it's easier than taking notes themselves. The TA, overworked and underpaid, uses AI to generate the class assignments, which the students use AI to answer - and once they're handed in, the TA uses AI to grade them, too. The professor then uses AI to make the final exam, which the students use AI to answer, and which the professor and TA again use AI to grade. The semester ends, and none of the human participants have materially done any work. Who benefits from this? It's not the professor, whose skills begin to atrophy due to cognitive offloading, nor is it the students, who never develop those skills in the first place. And it's certainly not TA, because in a scenario where this level of AI use is normalized - which is what the AI companies want - they've functionally made themselves redundant. If the AI can do a TA's job, then who needs a TA? Come to that, if the AI can do a professor's job, then who needs a professor? And if the AI can do a student's job, then who needs to be a student? Why do any of these people need to be here at all? Why even have a university? To which the tech giants reply: pfft, never mind the ever-mounting financial, environmental, ethical and social costs of AI - isn't using it just easier? Well, yes - in the same way that it's easier to die than live. Death, after all, is a tremendously simplifying affair. You don't need to learn or study or struggle or suffer or love or err or improve or feel or encounter setbacks or wrestle with anything difficult at all when you don't exist - and this, too, ultimately, is the lure of AI: to outsource the fundamental business of being human; which is to say, of living. But as this would make a rather terrible sales pitch, it's presented instead, not just as convenience, but as an exclusive convenience - one whose power is predicated on others being too stupid or moral or Luddite to do likewise. Thus: students are pitched on AI as a convenience to help them more quickly progress through their studies, while universities are pitched on AI as a convenience to help them more easily manage students. Both groups are told that using AI will help them keep up with their workload while surpassing the competition; that it will free up extra time to do more enjoyable things, and that, the more others use it, the more necessary it becomes to use it yourself. But the implication is still that the traditional professional, social and intellectual systems that AI intends to parasitize will continue to exist - because if they didn't, what would be the point in using AI to cheat at them? The best-case scenario is that life becomes like an Olympics at which everyone is doping - which, as we recently saw with the Enhanced Games, turns out to be a fairly dismal prospect. Counter to the assumption that PEDs would cause the contestants to surpass all previous human limits, only one world record was actually (barely) broken and, in fact, multiple victories were claimed by non-enhanced athletes. In a lesson that AI shills would do well to learn from, it turns out that raw human effort, ingenuity and skill are actually the biggest factors in human success, and that whatever minor advantage you might gain from cheating is annihilated in a context where the whole field is doing it. The worst-case scenario is that we irreparably break several centuries' worth of our most collectively vital institutions, innovations and accomplishments so that a handful of the very worst people on Earth can, briefly, be richer than god. So, no: just because the AI industry has baited a hook for college students with the promise of Finish All Your Assignments Faster And Worse (While Getting Stupider) does not mean you have to swallow it. Use your own brain! Civilization will thank you for it.
Good summary, but you left out the part where AI companies start charging actual money for AI.
For the last few years, AI has been "free". Because they want people to experience it, to see how cool and helpful an AI agent chatbot can be in day-to-day life.
But soon (very soon, if not already) the free ride will be over. They'll start charging actual dollars for every interaction, and present you with a monthly bill. An "AI Subscription", they'll call it, as if you need this sort of thing the same way you need a water bill or electricity.
At first it'll be $19 a month or $39 a month (lookin at YOU, Copilot) but then one day it'll bloom into hundreds or thousands of dollars a month because it turns out running datacenters filled with billions of dollars of hardware costs money. And AI companies aren't doing what they do as a hobby.
Once THAT happens the bottom falls out.
Companies that fired all their employees because AI was cheaper will suddenly be unprofitable. Maybe they try to hire their human employees back, or maybe they just give up.
As the AI bubble collapses, repeat that scenario 1000 times. 10,000 times. Companies cannot afford their monthly AI bills. And the ones that can, and try to soldier on are surprised when, one day, their AI agents all stop working because their dependent data center went dark. Because the AI company running that data center is out of business.
Unemployed people can't afford to buy stuff.
Which means the economy stalls, because nobody is buying stuff.
And when nobody is buying stuff, nobody is selling stuff, and the loop feeds back on itself. Economy collapse!
THAT's how the AI bubble bursts. Not with cheers and parades, and a return to gentler times when people read their own emails and actually talk with each other, but with the slow, dawning realization that we've been swindled into thinking talking computers are people.
Do you want that future?
Also, you're stuck in a tightening loop of what the AI knows.
Let's generate a synthetic example: You've used an LLM to coast through college, somehow passed the final exam
Which, in reality, you're not gonna do because you'll sit down, look at the question and have no idea what the answer is because you let the robot deal with all the boring stuff. And now you've spent 80,000 moneys on an education, and you won't get a pass because… uh you don't know the answer)
And now you work for StuffCo. You go in, and your job is to oversee the machine that makes The Thing™.
And now it's stopped working.
So you ask ChatGTP and ChatGTP basically says "Hey did anyone post the answer on Reddit five years back?" - They did not. This is a new issue. So ChatGTP helpfully tells you that maybe fixing the machine using a solution would be good. Which is what you asked ChatGTP to do.
Now you're in a bind because… You have no skills. You don't know what to do because ChatGTP punted.
But if you'd actually done the work you were supposed to do while paying massive amounts of money to go learn how to handle this, you'd know that this is a Model 150-D, and you'd look up the user manual, because you know how to research.
Then you'll fill a bug report and you'll know who to send it to, and what to say.
And then ThingMakerCorps would ring you up and tell you to pull the cotter pin on the Swarving vane, and make sure the trunion bearings are not affected by magento-reluctance: Which you'd understand.
But you asked ChatGTP instead, so now you're fired for knowing jack shit about the field you are now massively, heavily in debt to have entered, and you basically never work a salaried job again.
what the hell is going on
i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.
Please god it would be so funny
there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.
for people out of the loop:
Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.
Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:
(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)
Anyway, in brief:
Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances
He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election
He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion
His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.
the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.
and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.
So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?
I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.
Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.
The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.
While Farage isn't off the hook for taking massive undeclared amounts of money, if he loses, he is buying time, and reducing the number of charges against him:
While his resignation as a Member of Parliament effectively suspended the ongoing investigations by the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards — as the committee only has jurisdiction over sitting MPs — losing the election would not shield him from other potential legal or regulatory consequences. (Via Siri AI, it's too hot to google)
AKA the police, the electoral commission, and probably HMRC want a quick word with him about mysterious five-million-pound amounts that have murky origins.
However, if Farage loses, he loses his deposit, which is £500. Also his £98,000 a year MP's salary.
He will, though, immediately find a loophole to get elected somewhere, somehow, and take another milkshake to the tits.
Sci-fi always likes to wax poetic about how it's humanity's emotions which make us human. So imagine Earth's surprise when, on the galactic scale, we are actually the cold and hyper-logical race!
It would be devastating for humanity's diplomats to finally make contact with a whole network of alien races, expecting advanced tech and the wisdom to go with it ... only to find absolute clownish goofballs. Unserious all the time. Drama monarchs and toddler meltdowns and juvenile pranks as far as the eye can see. Not one Real Adult in the entire galaxy.
(Devastating for the entire first-contact delegation, except for that one scientist in the back who was instructed to let everyone else do the talking, but who is grinning fit to split their face, realizing that their moment has come. Maybe they'll get to use their contraband Joy Buzzer after all.)
Fortunately, the Human delegation have a template for this.
"Aw, for crying out loud… we're the goddamn Vulcans?" the Earth Ambassador griped. She'd spent her entire career working up to this only to find out that the Galactic Senate was pretty much Chuck E. Cheese with no adult supervision.
"Seems so." said the head of Xenothopology, Dr. Ngoro. "The question remains, how did they build complex star f-"
"Chat GTP for Aliens," interjected one of the other specialists. "Looks like at a certain point in development, they all invented the equivalent of a machine intelligence-analogue..."
"… and became terminally neotonous," finished Dr. Ngoro, not to be outdone.
Meanwhile Stewie "Flip" Smithers was swapping dirty jokes with the Xantari enclave, as they ran away from the High Jadarr, who'd just been introduced to the Whoopee Cushion he'd snuck on the mission in the hope of getting the Ambassador.
"Say, you guys shake hands?" he asked, puffing and leaning on the wall.
A simple gag: One which was about to start two wars, end four, and cement Earth's position as the greatest Novelty producers in the Galaxy.

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Shave your head and grow a goatee.
Unless you’re a woman.
Then you shave your head and buy a goatee.
You can tell if something was designed in the USA because it has a bottle opener built in.
I just saw a set of calipers and one of the selling points was that there's a bottle opener.