Gronda Gronda Y'all

I've never been able to afford prescription sunglasses before but I recently bought transition lenses from a discount glasses store and how is it that nobody is talking about these. This is witchcraft. You just go outside and your regular glasses BECOME SUNGLASSES. I'm feeling shrimp emotions about this

It’s a good time to discover these, because the technology just got so much better, and they were able to add this stuff to different sorts of lenses, in different colours than we previously available.

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

Passing a bill to limit Forever Monicas.

Given that a lot of folks in kink spaces are bent for the forbidden precisely because it is forbidden, I sometimes wonder how many people there are out there who unironically get horny for workplace and laboratory safety violations. Like, I know for a fact that number isn't zero, but how far above zero is it?

Show me the person who gets hard when they knowingly commit copyright infringement. Logically this person must exist. Let me see them.

So basically the brat kink dialed up to 10?

Time for a breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-o's, the cereal that erases your memory.

Time for breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-O's, the cereal that erases your memory. That's weird. The box is already open!

WIZARD PSA: Forgetti-O's, the new cereal that erases your memory, are a scam to make you buy too much cereal. Oddly, they keep producing them even though nobody has ever fallen for it.

I certainly would never fall for it. Someone around here has though - There's a stack of the empty boxes in the recycling bin.

hey there neighbor. you should try some of these oracl-ookies, they told me your post gets 100k in the near future. also you should really leave out your recycling bin, you've been missing trash day for weeks now

The last time I tried those, I wrote a thing about capitalism!

And for those of a more nerdy / technical lean… yt-dlp will down,oad videos or playlists and let you play offline.

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

i slept for 23 hours once, and when I finally got up, my legs didnt work right and I needed a nap. Clearly I just needed the extra 9 hours.

Time for a breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-o's, the cereal that erases your memory.

Time for breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-O's, the cereal that erases your memory. That's weird. The box is already open!

WIZARD PSA: Forgetti-O's, the new cereal that erases your memory, are a scam to make you buy too much cereal. Oddly, they keep producing them even though nobody has ever fallen for it.

I certainly would never fall for it. Someone around here has though - There's a stack of the empty boxes in the recycling bin.

Time for a breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-o's, the cereal that erases your memory.

Time for breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-O's, the cereal that erases your memory. That's weird. The box is already open!

Time for a breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-o's, the cereal that erases your memory.

Time for breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-O's, the cereal that erases your memory. That's weird. The box is already open!

Time for a breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-o's, the cereal that erases your memory.

Time for breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-O's, the cereal that erases your memory. That's weird. The box is already open!

Time for a breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-o's, the cereal that erases your memory.

Time for breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-O's, the cereal that erases your memory. That's weird. The box is already open!

star trek heritage post (June 1st, 2022)

Kirk getting his nipples pierced at Claires (Colourised)

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

In both directions, even!

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

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