Gronda Gronda Y'all

@cuprohastes

A normal human person with a normal amount of teeth.

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montereybayaquarium

Which shecosystem are you? 🌅🏝️🌊

We invited our friend Monét X Change for a fin-tastically fun game we’re calling Shecosystems. We asked a series of questions to help determine which ocean ecosystem she’s most aligned with. Watch ‘til the end to find out whether she’s more kelp forest or deep sea. 🌿⚫

Follow us for more fun ocean-themed games with drag queens throughout the year! And be shore to find out which shecosystem you are. Reblog with your results!

This was so Monterey Bay coded, I didn’t need to check the url. 😁

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reckless-glitch

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

This is the orange monster who should be president.

instant loss 2koma

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

cabbageheadgames

I’m guessing this is where we get laconic irony.

Things that Kids These Days don't 'get'

Everything used to be brown. To hide the nicotine stains. Or… because of the nicotine stains

The number of house fires caused by deep fat fryers. People would fancy some chips, heat the oil up, put the potato in, go sit down for a beer or cigarette or to watch TV while they waited, and fall asleep.

How cold everything used to be. Seriously. Even I remember having to warm clothes up in front of the gas fire of a morning.

The constant battle to prevent your fountain pen leaking, while keeping a stash of ink cartridges handy. I just found out you can buy a pack of pre-filled disposable fountain pens in 6 colours. Younger me would have committed several crimes for that. Younger me would have committed several more to be allowed to type 2,000 word essays, v.s. writing them with a leaky bloody pen, and have incredibly painful hand cramp.

The constant smell of old cigarettes. Even McDonalds had ashtrays. You could go to a restaurant and pick Smoking or Non-Smoking, and then you'd sit next to a table of smokers. This also happened on planes. The sheer angst from people, and ultimate denial of parents who were told second hand smoke was wrecking their kids lungs was astonishing.

The backlash of people who were offended they were told to wear seatbelts, and how much they protested having to make their kids wear seatbelts. Nothing says 'Buy a car seat' better than hearing an EMT talk about what happens when someone uses a baby's skull as an airbag when the car crashes.

How little anyone knew. We genuinely all heard rumours that there was a fourth star-wars movie, and some kid would always claim their brother or cousin had seen it. There was practically no accessible way to look stuff up without undertaking some sort of Quest. Magazines might help, but they had about a 6 week lead time on whatever was happening, and newspapers might come twice a day, but they mostly were a day or two out of date at least on most things.

I've never been able to afford prescription sunglasses before but I recently bought transition lenses from a discount glasses store and how is it that nobody is talking about these. This is witchcraft. You just go outside and your regular glasses BECOME SUNGLASSES. I'm feeling shrimp emotions about this

It’s a good time to discover these, because the technology just got so much better, and they were able to add this stuff to different sorts of lenses, in different colours than we previously available.

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Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

Passing a bill to limit Forever Monicas.

Given that a lot of folks in kink spaces are bent for the forbidden precisely because it is forbidden, I sometimes wonder how many people there are out there who unironically get horny for workplace and laboratory safety violations. Like, I know for a fact that number isn't zero, but how far above zero is it?

Show me the person who gets hard when they knowingly commit copyright infringement. Logically this person must exist. Let me see them.

So basically the brat kink dialed up to 10?

Time for a breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-o's, the cereal that erases your memory.

Time for breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-O's, the cereal that erases your memory. That's weird. The box is already open!

I think there's someone in my house. I just went to open my new box of Forgetti-O's, and they're half gone. They even left the bowl in the sink. This is weird. Who does that?

I'm going to have breakfast then I'm going to call the police.

Well that's screwed up my day. I thought I'd bought a new box of Forgetti-O's, the new cereal that erases your memory? But I can't find it anywhere. Well, looks like I'm out of milk too - I thought I'd bought a new bottle just yesterday.

Not too much of a problem, I don't feel very hungry, weirdly.

If I get hungry there's a box of those toaster pastries that turn you into a dog.

wizard-of-interesting-failure

WIZARD PSA: Forgetti-O's, the new cereal that erases your memory, are a scam to make you buy too much cereal. Oddly, they keep producing them even though nobody has ever fallen for it.

I certainly would never fall for it. Someone around here has though - There's a stack of the empty boxes in the recycling bin.

hey there neighbor. you should try some of these oracl-ookies, they told me your post gets 100k in the near future. also you should really leave out your recycling bin, you've been missing trash day for weeks now

The last time I tried those, I wrote a thing about capitalism!

africanaquarian

I thought I needed a new laptop but nope, youtube is slowing down your PC if you have adblock on on any open tab...

astraltrickster

To be very clear about this: CPUs aren't magical devices that can operate forever. They generate heat. They wear out over time. This happens faster when they're operating near capacity. This is not just an attempt to inconvenience you; this is an attempt to damage your property.

For the "crime" of not wanting to be tracked/have ads pissed into your eyeballs 24/7.

Even if you've paid for the "privilege" of the latter.

Fuck Google, and I hope they get sued into oblivion over this.

fernwah-funzone

i see everyone in the notes talking about newpipe but nobody's talking about youtube alternatives for desktop

IF YOU USE A DESKTOP PC OR LAPTOP, TRY INVIDIOUS

https://invidious.io/

it is a free, open-source alternative YouTube front-end. in addition to not having ads, it has other great QoL features like a download button. try one of the several instances on that link up there ^^^^

And for those of a more nerdy / technical lean… yt-dlp will down,oad videos or playlists and let you play offline.

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

i slept for 23 hours once, and when I finally got up, my legs didnt work right and I needed a nap. Clearly I just needed the extra 9 hours.

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Time for a breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-o's, the cereal that erases your memory.

Time for breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-O's, the cereal that erases your memory. That's weird. The box is already open!

I think there's someone in my house. I just went to open my new box of Forgetti-O's, and they're half gone. They even left the bowl in the sink. This is weird. Who does that?

I'm going to have breakfast then I'm going to call the police.

Well that's screwed up my day. I thought I'd bought a new box of Forgetti-O's, the new cereal that erases your memory? But I can't find it anywhere. Well, looks like I'm out of milk too - I thought I'd bought a new bottle just yesterday.

Not too much of a problem, I don't feel very hungry, weirdly.

If I get hungry there's a box of those toaster pastries that turn you into a dog.

wizard-of-interesting-failure

WIZARD PSA: Forgetti-O's, the new cereal that erases your memory, are a scam to make you buy too much cereal. Oddly, they keep producing them even though nobody has ever fallen for it.

I certainly would never fall for it. Someone around here has though - There's a stack of the empty boxes in the recycling bin.

In the darkest places of the human soul, the most barren plains of despair, it looms up behind you; Breath cold as ice, fingertips bony as they brush across your shoulders like cobwebs.

It's voice is like the hissing of sands made of great empires, worn down to ash grey, and it whispers to you in a voice deeper than the stygian depths:

"You've got this. I know you can do it. I believe in you".

So you know how Hegseth is all-in on Christianity, and JD Couchfucker keeps trying to kill the pope for not being Catholic enough?

Old testament says you can't have Tattoos.

How's that eyeliner staying on, JD?

Time for a breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-o's, the cereal that erases your memory.

Time for breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-O's, the cereal that erases your memory. That's weird. The box is already open!

I think there's someone in my house. I just went to open my new box of Forgetti-O's, and they're half gone. They even left the bowl in the sink. This is weird. Who does that?

I'm going to have breakfast then I'm going to call the police.

Well that's screwed up my day. I thought I'd bought a new box of Forgetti-O's, the new cereal that erases your memory? But I can't find it anywhere. Well, looks like I'm out of milk too - I thought I'd bought a new bottle just yesterday.

Not too much of a problem, I don't feel very hungry, weirdly.

If I get hungry there's a box of those toaster pastries that turn you into a dog.

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Time for a breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-o's, the cereal that erases your memory.

Time for breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-O's, the cereal that erases your memory. That's weird. The box is already open!

I think there's someone in my house. I just went to open my new box of Forgetti-O's, and they're half gone. They even left the bowl in the sink. This is weird. Who does that?

I'm going to have breakfast then I'm going to call the police.

Well that's screwed up my day. I thought I'd bought a new box of Forgetti-O's, the new cereal that erases your memory? But I can't find it anywhere. Well, looks like I'm out of milk too - I thought I'd bought a new bottle just yesterday.

Not too much of a problem, I don't feel very hungry, weirdly.

If I get hungry there's a box of those toaster pastries that turn you into a dog.

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Time for a breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-o's, the cereal that erases your memory.

Time for breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-O's, the cereal that erases your memory. That's weird. The box is already open!

I think there's someone in my house. I just went to open my new box of Forgetti-O's, and they're half gone. They even left the bowl in the sink. This is weird. Who does that?

I'm going to have breakfast then I'm going to call the police.

Time for a breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-o's, the cereal that erases your memory.

Time for breakfast! I just got a box of Forgetti-O's, the cereal that erases your memory. That's weird. The box is already open!

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