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Surprisingly this is accurate: I made popcorn with avocado oil, and seasoned it (Garlic, onion powder and yes, Flavacol popcorn salt)
Apple AI food judger
so Apple added a new item to the iPhone camera, which supposedly gives you nutritional information.
Might take on that is that it can't possibly know for sure what's in there, so there's no way it can give you an accurate calorie count.
Which is true, so Apple just didn't do that: instead when you show the food it judges it by its nutritional value…
So for example, you show it some of your meal and it says "Oh my God, there is so much fried potato in this where's the vegetables?" which I feel is a better approach.
Like you are for sure going to eat the food you have in front of you, but maybe you'll start trying to win at food, a thing that is actually possible, and normal to want.
Can’t wait to see it pulled down in a year or two!
“A kiss may be grand, but it won’t pay the rental, on your humble flat, or help you at the automat.”
Like literally the most famous song about how much girls love jewellry is just explaining the importance of getting jewellry for when your partner leaves you penniless and alone.
The founder of Girl Scouting in the US, Juliette Gordon Low, funded her first troop by selling her pearl necklace, which was her only belonging after her husband died and left everything to his mistress.
She founded Girl Scouts to teach girls self-sufficiency so they wouldn’t have to go through what she went through when her husband died and she didn’t know how to take care of herself.
While we’re on the subject, let’s please also remember that historically disenfranchised communities who had to worry about frequently being run out of town often bought expensive jewelry with their limited funds not because they were greedy or tacky or classless, but rather because you can’t sew a real estate investment into the lining of your coat, and the powers that be can’t freeze a diamond necklace the way that they can freeze a bank account.
Speaking as a jeweler in America right now, I cannot tell you how many people are buying jewelry as an emergency fund. The business my spouse started and I’ve been helping with for nigh on 20 years now, we sell to the queer community. Other people, sure, but I cannot tell you how many queer folks I’ve made jewelry for.
And they are buying as much as they can right now. Genderweird people, gay men, bi folks in same gender marriages, lesbians, anyone who looks around and realizes that the noose is tightening? They’re buying what they can afford. Sometimes a little more than they can afford.
People are asking about metal purity in our jewelry. This has never happened before, not even during the first trump debacle. People are worried, wondering how they can get out if things go real bad. And I tell them how to sell their stuff for cash if they need to. How to find places that won’t cheat them.
How to get the most out of the jewelry they already have.
They play it off as a joke, most of the time, and I’ll play along to make sure they’re comfortable, but we all know the joke is only funny because it’s true.
I have warned people that they won’t get what they paid back. People who buy jewelry are trying to make money, and they don’t care about the hours put into hand crafting a piece. They care about the metal, the stones, and not much else. Folks I tell this to understand, and sometimes ask if we sell bullion. Or coins. Something that they can use in the emergency they expect is coming.
I wish I didn’t have to do this. I wish more people worried about what it says when people are planning on fleeing their homes with only what they have on their back. I wish I didn’t have a plan for what happens when my genderqueer ass is declared illegal.
But I do.
To expand on this excellent explanation: Do not buy diamonds.
Due to the DeBeers cartel, diamonds are expensive to buy but kind of worthless because there's a giant stockpile of them.
e.g. you can buy a $1000 diamond then try to sell it back and be offered $200. The price is artificial because not only are they not that rare now, but we cn make them bigger, better and in any colour we like.
Which means DeBeers is trying to persuade everyone that natural diamonds, mined the old fashioned way with slave labour or giant, ecosystem wrecking dredgers, are 'better'.
Guillotines all 'round.
Anyway, Silver is also a weird one: It's too stable. You buy a bar for $5 back in 1995, and now it's worth $5, accounting for inflation. It doesn't really lose or accrue value that much.
OK at this point you should know that: 1: I'm not a professional: This is not my field. 2: This is my opinion and if you're intruiged, you should absolutely research the hell out of this Ok that caveat done, this is where I'm going with this:
Gold on the other hand...
… Gold's value is based on how much people are panic buying it. Republicans are always having A Moment and panic buying gold bars, pushing the price up.
Meaning the price is somewhat of a bubble, and there's a point where it'll burst and a lot of people will panic sell and drive the price into the ground.
This means that Silver is probably your best bet because the value won't change very much, and there's not a weird hyperinflation bubble happening, unless you want to speculate n the value of gold, which is a horribly high buy-in price, and you might not sell fast enough to avoid losing your shirt.
Bullion of any type is also partially scammy.
You can buy a plain bar with a little markup over the metal 'sscrap' price for the cost of processing (Casting a bar, assaying, certifying, packing, posting, someone's profit...) and you will take a small loss when you sell.
But what you don't want is the 'collectable' bars with buffalos or naked ladies or enamel painted eagles on.
I mean if you want one just because it'd make you happy, absolutely - I knew a guy who had a 1kg silver bar as a paperweight just to troll people who assumed it was fake. And I have a small 1 troy ounce bar I keep as a fidget toy.
The resale value of a 'collectible' bullion bar is… about the same as a plain bullion bar, so any extra you paid is a loss. Unless you can find someone who desperately wants to collect that set (Which is possible in the same way as winning the lottery is possible: It is, but you won't).
Coins are also… eh. Actual real coins are a whole different thing. A lot of bullion comes in 'Rounds' - It's fake coins. Bullion bars in disks to look like coins. They're not legal tender, they're just precious metals that are the equivalent of monopoly money.
You cannot spend them any more than you can spend a bullion bar, or a hallmark ceramic cupid.
There is a vested interest on the vendor's behalf for you to believe that because they are circular and maybe have an eagle on, or a portrait of Trump, that they're somehow worth more than the metal in them. They aren't.
Bullion is very often sold as 999.0 fine. That's 99.9 per-CENT pure. or 999 Per MILLE - It's measured in parts per thousand.
This is an example of a bar that's been damaged by handling - It's mine, the one I bought to just hold and enjoy.
Handling isn't just a cosmetic issue - It wears the bar down over time so it's no longer 1 troy ounce exactly. Another thing you should watch for when buying.
A bar that hasn't been handled will look more or less untouched, and be in a plastic case or bag. If it's dirty or scratched and scuffed, it's been someone's play thing or possibly fake.
Beware of voins and bars that have soemthing in the description that admits that it's impure - Fine Jewellry Silver? OK it's mixed with Zinc to make it harder. Weird descriptions that make it sound like an SNL skit:
"Is it pure silver?" 'It's FREEDOM™ silver, and that's BETTER! Look for the eagle stamp' "So it's like… 999.99 pm pure?" 'FREEDOM™ silver is certified by the Trump Foundation!' "OK but it's pure silver." 'Right but what's the purity?' "It's 100% (shipped in) America FREEDOM™ silver!"
… it's aluminium plated in silver that will rub off. There's a lot of listing son non-bullion speciality sites doing this.
Or cheap "Chinese" bullion with zodiac stamps which won't tell you the purity.
There are also a lot of Bullion sites buying and selling, who are… mmm let's say they're in the Trump school of economics.
The easy way to see who's doing what is to Google for bullion live prices then compare to see if the market's showing the same on multiple different sites like the Royal Mint.
Remember: If the price is too good to be true, read the small print, check the purity and the actual weight.
For example I left the bar on the left in my pocket and it shrank in the wash…
OK it's a comically small but still very real bullion bar in its case. That's what silver looks like when some asshole hasn't been fondling it for years.
However, if someone did some creative photography and put that up, you might assume it's a full size bar and miss that it's small enough to fit in your ear. You think you're getting ten big bars and… you're getting ten chips, that have the value of about half a One Troy Ounce bar.
They are however very cool little novelties to give people. Now you know.
Anyway, unlike the metal I'm not precious. This is all my opinion. If someone (Looking at you @shymikka, if it would please you?) feels like explaining any parts that are wrong, dangerous or misleading DO IT.
Please. I do NOT want to steer someone wrong because they thought column inches = expertise.

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OK this is tech heavy, and frankly desperately uninteresting unless you like reading about tech.
Summary: Blimey this is a bit of alright!
Long version...
Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but it’s Toxic by Britney Spears
I’m gonna propose something: if your combat/ass-kicking sequence can’t fit to a top 40 female-vocalist Banger like “Toxic” or “Mama Mia” or “I Need a Hero” you’re not Doing It Right.
At this point its starting to feel like Editors are using 140-150bpm as a standard for action sequences, and I cant say I hate it.
I agree wholeheartedly with every point above but I watched this first with the sound off because I forgot that was an option and what struck me most is how efficient Luke's lightsaber style is. Almost every flourish he makes and all of what, 2 entire spins?, is defensive to better parry blaster fire while nearly every offensive swing he makes is basically a head or chest level kill shot. If I had to make a guess about his character I'd say this vintage twink has probably Seen Some Shit and maybe comes from a background where resources are scarce and help is far away so if you get in a fight you have to end it before it starts or you're dead meat
deeply want a time travel fic where Luke visits the old republic and the Jedi are like “that’s not a dueling style” and luke is like “yea am not doing much dueling tbh”
Someone tries to duel Luke, and he just whips that thang around and it’s like trying to daintily fence a blender.
You end up on the floor with Luke beating you with a lightsabre like it’s a chunk of rebar.
And you realise two things:
This kid is not using any know Jedi or Sith form. Whoever taught him to fight had no idea about elegant flourishes or named styles or The Lore. They just want the shortest distance between A (asking you to Can You Not) and B (You Died).
You done fucked up.
Well as long as we’re talking about the ancient internet, who remembers this.
… I just realised that some of my mutuals are Too Young to get flashbacks from this. I hate the internet.
Robot Unicorn Attack is from 2010. The window for ‘ancient’ keeps getting smaller. Anyway, All your base are belong to us.
I’m a simple person, i see the delightful duo that are flamboyant and nerdy Erasure, and reblog to share the love. Whether you discovered them via a scrubs episode or a flash animation, seek out more. It’s all wierd and wonderful.
I take great exception to this being labelled “ancient” when it is merely retro.
On the other hand it’s a lovely song which I feel my mooties deserve, as a little treat.
Some of y’all never got your balls eaten by Mister T, and uh, well that’s fine.
Students using AI to write their papers - are you actually learning anything?
10 page reports without AI prove one of two things.
1. You know that subject OR
2. You can bullshit your way through the subject
Either one is good and necessary.
AI is just poor outsourcing, if you need help that badly pay a nerd to write it for you, at least you'll get a decent paper out of it.
The fact I will never have to turn in 2000 words, which had to be hand written, with a fountain pen so someone could make part of my grade a check on writing style… is one of those things that makes the mach of time bearable.
Horses exist in zoos, you're pretty sure. That's where they, more or less, belong. It's not like there's a stable next to the auto shop or something. Are there… wild horses? In… nature? Presumably, at some point, there must have been. Probably not, anymore. Oh, the race tracks, though. Duh. They probably have stables. Couldn't lose twenty thousand wen a day if there weren't losing horses to bet on. Horses don't belong at the gas station, but there's one here anyways. Its rider is wearing a leather jacket studded with old military medals; what looks like a torso-sized cogwheel, slung over her back like a shield; a broadsword, underneath the cog-shield; and a pair of holo-screen shades. She dismounts. She slides her card through the machine. The pumps start pumping. The horse sticks out its neck, dips its snout, and begins drinking gasoline directly from the nozzle. The rider holds the spout up to the horse's mouth, at a bit of an awkward angle. She meets your eyes, and shrugs. You know how it is. You don't know how it is. Later, you will see her on the news, clotheslining a police officer on horseback at seventy miles per hour. You will understand even less, and also, so much more.
— Emily Zhu, Ten Thousand Days For the Sword
The best part of this is up until the horse starts drinking petrol, this is kind of what the local area is like.
Sometimes you'd hear about a sighting of a lone Roundhead soldier from the Civil War on his horse appearing on the moors...
… Which was very plausible since he used to park his horse in our back garden and have some tea.
He was a re-enactor, he just really enjoyed getting dressed up and riding around.
But there's enough loose urban horses that they form herds and roam the streets.
They don't drink petrol and gallop at 113kph. And we are very greatful for this.

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So the timeline is that FIFA, who are in the running for one of the most evil, corrupt and greedy organisations on the planet, gave Trump, known rapist, paedophile, embezzler, liar, and felon a fake Peace Prize as an ego stroke to smooth things over for the US holding the World Cup.
Then The Presidential Turd declared war on one of the countries who were supposed to be competing, put the US wing of the Blackshirts into the airports and is now cancelling people's ESTAs so they can no longer get into the country - After authorising them so they'd spend the money on plane tickets and accommodation.
Oh and some of the transport to the stadium has been jacked from $12 to $100~
And now FIFA, who were looking for an eleven billion dollar payout, are getting wedgied because the people who were supposed to turf over all this cash (by e.g. being forced to buy water at massive markup because you can't bring food or drink in to the stadium) are now taking a hit as Trump pre-emptively starts banning the fans for not being white enough or from a country that didn't give him a political BJ lately.
And for the fans who just wanted to have an exciting footie event, I feel bad for them. A lot of them are losing out massive amounts of their savings.
But this is also like watching two massively nasty entities get into a slap fight with each other.
Yet one more reason to have phones that filter by call screening
I was in a team of 8 people. The other 7 were handling calls only in one country. Because I'd been a weird hire I was handling calls in the same country, anyone in the EU who wanted to speak English, the UAE, Hawaii, Canada and the USA.
I was doing 300% more calls than the other seven people combined, and also hitting the quality and compliance KPIs.
This was because the product was a live service with a side of computer config, printer setup and network troubleshooting. Everyone else was just… standard 'look it up in the manual' support. I had a background in networking, so I actually knew how to troubleshoot.
So I was doing the equivalent work of 21 people. Every week.
I got a £20 a month raise, and they asked if I could do some extra trouble tickets from the two higher pay grades, without compensation.
My response to that basically got me fired. Partly because I was WFH and the CEO had a hate boner for WFH and was directing his management staff to cut out all staff who weren't in office.
They had to pay me bonuses for two months after I left because I'd blown through some of their bonus criteria so hard that it was triggering even after I left.
Next job, they get the amount of effort commensurate with the pay they award: Minimum.
So! This is a perfect case study in situations where you should be wary of misinformation.
Take a moment and ask yourself, a project like this requires a lot of time, money and dedication of resources, why would scientists dedicate that time to something that could just be done by a tree?
The answer is they wouldn't. So that means this claim requires further investigation!
This project is called LIQUID 3, and it's not meant for cities with wide open spaces, it's meant for cities like Belgrade in Serbia. These cities are densely populated and heavily polluted, to the point where pollution actually chokes out current trees and makes creating green spaces difficult.
Liquid 3 was a PhD scientists answer to these problems. The microalgae tank is intended for spaces where you either:
Don't have enough space to plant full trees, or
Don't have enough time to plant trees and wait for them to grow up.
The tank is extremely efficient when you consider the amount of space needed compared to the amount of CO2 turned into oxygen. The tank can operate throughout the winter. And most importantly, it can be quickly set up in areas that desperately need relief from air pollution NOW not in 10 years when trees are done growing. Children currently suffocating on polluted air can't wait for trees to grow, they need to be taken care of now, and Liquid 3 is one of the ways to take care of them. Depending on the species of microalgea used, a number have shown a pretty amazing capacity to pull heavy metals out of the air which is something trees can get choked up by.
The tanks aren't just tanks either! Liquid 3 have solar panels placed on top, they have lighting and mobile phone charging, and they work as public benches. The designers of it want to encourage green spaces where there's room, but where there isn't room or time, Liquid 3 can step in. Realistically, this isn't a replacement for trees. It's replacing boring metal city benches with new, cooler benches that also clean the air (and have at least some heating during the winter).
Not only that, but the microalgea that grows is native to Serbia and all that microalgea has a ton of great uses! It makes for great fertilizer, compost, wastewater treatment, cleaner biofuels and even for helping create new tanks for further air purification. They only require a quick algae divide once a month, and the produced algae can be carted off to where ever it's needed. This makes them effective solutions for areas that can't sustain complex installations.
So yeah, there's actually quite a lot of places that would like these. Lots of people currently breathing in terrible quality air would much rather have their boring city benches replaced with really fucking cool algae tanks that clean the air and can be used to help create + sustain future green spaces in cities. I dunno about you, but I'd take that over a dumb metal bench any day. Put these at every bus stop and I'd be delighted.
can ppl pls reblog this version
Serbian here living in Belgrade! This is all true and I've actually seen some of these around the city a few times. They're amazing at what they do and really cool to watch up close because you can see pretty swirling inside them. It's not only functional but aesthetically pretty nice as well!
I doubt they make great fertilizer if they're pulling heavy metals out of the air, due to Bioaccumulation: All those heavy metals get concentrated into plants then animals if those plants are being used as feedstock.
And then that gently concentrated supply of heavy metal goes into people, which is considered sub-optimal.
I'd assume that any fertilizer use is for decorative plants if it is being used as such.
But if they are pulling heavy metals out of the air, you could process the algae to extract the metals, and have a decently nutrient-rich waste product that you could then use as fertilizer. Might take some doing, but it sure beats heavy metal poisoning
The way you extract heavy metals from organics is to run them through a bunch of very toxic solvents to get…
Almost nothing. You'd need massive quantities. Which is why we don't mine by crushing rocks and planting stuff that's known for their uptake of specific metals.
It's not cost effective: You'd spend more to do it than the yield is worth.
It would be very handy if we could, because it'd solve so many issues with mine tailings and the toxic runoff of [Inset industrial endeavour here].
In fact there''s a number of algae and mushrooms that may actually be able to help remediate contamination: none of which would be useful as fertiliser after you finish pulping them and washing them in acid.
It's always a really great feeling to go back and re-read something you wrote and go "oh wow!! oh yay actually this is really good??"
The one downside is my instinct after "wow this is good" is to then go "wow I have to go tell people how good this is!" and now here. we have an impasse.
slides up into the group discord like "hey did you know that" *chuckles* *flips my hair* *presses my fingers to my temple* "there is a genius writer here and it's ME?!"
*I've slid a loose pamphlet of papers under the door and the first page is a crude crayon drawing of a character with the title 'Blorbo the Fic By: ...Me!!!'*
But like… you should.
Hello I wrote something I think is really good, and I want to let my friends know, but Oh No! Social convention holds that I can never admit that I want my friends to see me doing something that I think I'm good at!
Screw it. They're your friends. They want to celebrate you, as much as you want to see what they've been doing (especially if you can eat it. We were all thinking that.)

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Eridians can't see*, smell, and hopefully can't taste. Does this mean they only have 2 fucking senses?
I thought Grace would already be freaky with just the ability to perceive light alone but it would probably be way worse when it gets learnt that he has three additional senses over Rocky and all other Eridians for that matter.
Like,
Rocky: Constructing the biodome will be easy. The only thing we'll struggle on is sight since humans have 3 senses instead of 2.
Grace: 5.
Rocky: what?
Grace: we have 5 senses. debatably 6, though its unproven. sometimes people even think we have a 7th.
Rocky: what.
Eridans probably also have proprioception, as do humans, though Eridans also probably also sense temperature, same as humans, and pressure - If they can hear then they can sense pressure, though it may not be an all-over thing.
Humans also have that second, flattened out brain that handles digestion and can communicate by providing cravings for things or replaying sensation.
Which Ryland may not know about.
Imagine the Eridans seeing Ryland casually throwing things around or catching stuff with millisecond reflexes, in an atmosphere that's basically one step below a vacuum for Eridans...
… They live on a near Jovian world with kilometres of atmosphere - so much that their sun's light can't penetrate it. They're living at the equivalent of the bottom of the Marianas Trench - That time Rocky saved Ryland? It's like going for a space walk in direct sunlight without a spacesuit.
So! This is a perfect case study in situations where you should be wary of misinformation.
Take a moment and ask yourself, a project like this requires a lot of time, money and dedication of resources, why would scientists dedicate that time to something that could just be done by a tree?
The answer is they wouldn't. So that means this claim requires further investigation!
This project is called LIQUID 3, and it's not meant for cities with wide open spaces, it's meant for cities like Belgrade in Serbia. These cities are densely populated and heavily polluted, to the point where pollution actually chokes out current trees and makes creating green spaces difficult.
Liquid 3 was a PhD scientists answer to these problems. The microalgae tank is intended for spaces where you either:
Don't have enough space to plant full trees, or
Don't have enough time to plant trees and wait for them to grow up.
The tank is extremely efficient when you consider the amount of space needed compared to the amount of CO2 turned into oxygen. The tank can operate throughout the winter. And most importantly, it can be quickly set up in areas that desperately need relief from air pollution NOW not in 10 years when trees are done growing. Children currently suffocating on polluted air can't wait for trees to grow, they need to be taken care of now, and Liquid 3 is one of the ways to take care of them. Depending on the species of microalgea used, a number have shown a pretty amazing capacity to pull heavy metals out of the air which is something trees can get choked up by.
The tanks aren't just tanks either! Liquid 3 have solar panels placed on top, they have lighting and mobile phone charging, and they work as public benches. The designers of it want to encourage green spaces where there's room, but where there isn't room or time, Liquid 3 can step in. Realistically, this isn't a replacement for trees. It's replacing boring metal city benches with new, cooler benches that also clean the air (and have at least some heating during the winter).
Not only that, but the microalgea that grows is native to Serbia and all that microalgea has a ton of great uses! It makes for great fertilizer, compost, wastewater treatment, cleaner biofuels and even for helping create new tanks for further air purification. They only require a quick algae divide once a month, and the produced algae can be carted off to where ever it's needed. This makes them effective solutions for areas that can't sustain complex installations.
So yeah, there's actually quite a lot of places that would like these. Lots of people currently breathing in terrible quality air would much rather have their boring city benches replaced with really fucking cool algae tanks that clean the air and can be used to help create + sustain future green spaces in cities. I dunno about you, but I'd take that over a dumb metal bench any day. Put these at every bus stop and I'd be delighted.
can ppl pls reblog this version
Serbian here living in Belgrade! This is all true and I've actually seen some of these around the city a few times. They're amazing at what they do and really cool to watch up close because you can see pretty swirling inside them. It's not only functional but aesthetically pretty nice as well!
I doubt they make great fertilizer if they're pulling heavy metals out of the air, due to Bioaccumulation: All those heavy metals get concentrated into plants then animals if those plants are being used as feedstock.
And then that gently concentrated supply of heavy metal goes into people, which is considered sub-optimal.
I'd assume that any fertilizer use is for decorative plants if it is being used as such.