they call me the snoozer

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

I can't believe we live in a world where there's an AI company unironically called "Palantir," and it isn't a parody. It's a real thing. I remember seeing a picture of an advertisement on here and thinking, "This HAS to be a joke. This is too on-the-nose to be real. They wouldn't honestly name an AI company Palantir, after the Seeing Stones from Lord of the Rings that are supposed to offer knowledge, but famously also might be feeding you misinformation from evil sources because 'we do not know who else may be watching.'" But then here I am listening to the BBC News discussing why the CEO of Palantir just published a Manifesto that sounds like it was written by a supervillain.

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

people who say they think female characters are fundamentally uninteresting are genuinely the weakest links to me like if you cant even make yourself care about a FICTIONAL woman u kind of need to die slow

must have been scary AF to have a tummy ache in like 468AD like uh oh is this the time I get to shit to death.... and then you just fart nasty

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

this dipshit kid @ the lair improvement store is telling me they dont carry Dark Harbinger Blue but i literally scryed it online like do not tempt my wrath right now

the biggest reason grace and rocky need to come to earth one day is because there’s never been a better guest star for sesame street than ryland grace or guest star for the muppets show than rocky

Eva Stratt does NOT need a redemption arc. Eva Stratt did EVERYTHING WRONG so that no-one else would have to. Her hands are permanently stained with blood so humanity gets to keep on living.