they call me the snoozer

i will not allow captain ava ironlung nolastname to be slandered on this website i love that fucked up evil woman. her and simon are Literally the same character. the only difference is that simon is adrift without a party line to cling to, while ava is still convinced she’s in the right and that it’s all worth it in the end. until it isn’t.

well if there's no girls in it then it automatically sucks shit okays?

Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

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you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

the ideal media diet for a child is books and music from at least fifty years ago so they are always out of touch with the references and allusions of their peer group

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

The women don’t care for Ryan gosling the women yearn for Sandra hüller