they call me the snoozer

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

edith keeler fans make some noise 🗣️🗣️🗣️

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

Rewatching iron lung has me like. Why does everyone draw simon with such a flat grumpy expression that man spends 90% of the movie wearing the big sad wet eyes of a terminally ill dog

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time