routed off course just to keep on track

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

considering how many times a villain has kidnapped mj and publicly announced 'spiderman I have the woman you love' you'd think.....someone would look into her personal life a little?

People do the research and dig up the name Peter Parker and just think “Oh no fuckin way she’d go for that loser.”

they find out he's the spiderman photographer at the bugle and everyone's like "oh my God it all makes sense now. the spiderman smear campaign is because he's banging this guy's wife"

any time i copy paste a message to send to 2 different chats i feel like such a fake ass bitch but im choosing to look at it as the digital equivalent of standing in a doorway hollering so people in both rooms can hear me

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

hey bro why does your speech bubble become heart shaped when we talk ? bro why did the tail on your speech bubble curl around and make a little heart shape

i genuinely just don’t think people who don’t want to drive should have to. i think driving should be optional and it’s weird that we pressure people who are uncomfortable with it into doing it

you know who we should make operate a 4000 pound machine that goes 80 miles an hour? people who are really anxious about it