routed off course just to keep on track

Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

seeing people say "this trope has been done to death" as if that's ever stopped anyone from eating bread. BREAD HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND WE STILL WANT MORE BREAD. write your chosen one AU. write your coffee shop meet-cute. write your 47th iteration of "there was only one bed" because guess what??? we're still hungry.

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

dungeon crawler carl is full of horrors and devastatingly poignant beautiful heartbreaking relationships and carl and donut alone make it worth reading because it’s so rare to have this deeply familial platonic bond portrayed as the single most important relationship that a cishet white man has to lean on when faced with insurmountable odds and soul-crushing terrors but i don’t think anything or anyone is touching prepotente talking about miriam, miriam who would let him into the house and play piano and sing for him, only him, miriam who was his mother, miriam who loved her smart boy, her good boy, her beautiful boy, and how he is never going to get that back

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

mobility aids and glasses should be free for everyone

people need those to live

MEDICATION SHOULD ALSO BE FREE ACTUALLY. PEOPLE ALSO NEED THAT TO LIVE

batmans secret special attack is offering all of his enemys henchmen a living wage and guaranteed healthcare

PAINTING

PAINTING