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Mike Driver

JBB: An Artblog!
Misplaced Lens Cap

if i look back, i am lost

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Not today Justin

titsay

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

macklin celebrini has autism

@theartofmadeline
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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first 5 minutes in 2026

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I cannot believe the first thing Donut does in the new book is instantly call a hit out on Carl's new wife, she's such an icon. She gaslit that snake into thinking she pissed herself. She did it all while heavily traumatized over committing quite possibly the deadliest and most brutal mass casualty event in the history of the crawl. And then she goes back to the grind like it's NOTHING. Princess Donut they could never make me hate you.
turns out you only need three things to survive the apocalypse (total collapse of human society and takeover by aliens for an intergalactic game show):
your ex-girlfriend’s prizewinning persian cat
the system ai’s foot fetish (your feet, specifically)
anticapitalist RAGE
some silly sketches of Carl and Donut that I drew for shits and giggles 🙃
I'm mass posting about dcc right now but I'm kinda surprised there's not a larger fandom on here. maybe it's too mainstream? I feel like there's a larger fandom on tiktok/Instagram as opposed to here which baffles me. this book series is like THEEEE tumblr shit,, y'all would eat this up. guys the dungeon ai is literally a freak. it's literally nerd dnd shit. y'all love that. where are you? get into dungeon crawler carl nowwwwww

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Look I don't think Supergirl (2026) is secretly a perfect masterpiece or anything (I personally thought it was like. a 6/10 fun time) but I do think it's wild that Tumblr isn't going crazy for it because this Kara is one coattailed suit away from being a Tumblr sexyman. she is the flawed messy female character people have supposedly been clamouring for. she's the popular archetype of a gruff self-destructive alcoholic middle-aged man begrudgingly having to look after a kid and growing fond of them but genderswapped and also 23. she's allowed to be visibly messy and kind of gross and her hair is constantly all over the place and she literally cries, screams, throws up, and pisses onscreen. she's caustic and mean and puts up an act of carelessness but has a heart of gold. she's heavily traumatised and coping with it terribly. if anything happens to her dog she will kill everyone in this room and then herself. she spends most of the movie in a trench coat and baggy band T-shirt. she gets into bar brawls and breaks a guy's hand. she is Going Through It 24/7 and looks the part. she stabs a guy in the throat. how is everyone else not obsessed with her.
Illustration from the book "Hondo and Fabian" written and illustrated by Peter McCarty
the BONK meets the CLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANK
THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT | Chapter 5: Return of the Mandalorian THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU (2026)
i don’t want you to be human
I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

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“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years
Shoutout to Fox News for the inspiration.
I LOVE SUPERGIRL!!
You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

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So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.
And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.
So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:
Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:
And it’s all just delightful.
But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.
As Prince Fucking Humperdink.
https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI
Here ya go
In case you need a comfort watch and because Youtube search nowadays sucks rancid farts, I remind you of the Princess Bride Home Movie from the lockdown, starring everybody
Clark & Lois' screensavers.