routed off course just to keep on track

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

football when ur completely neutral and just here for the drama is the greatest sport in the world and football when u actually care is the devil's sport hope this helps

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

official they can't win against us all post

notice how they pause instead of all-out running? rat want grab-toss. they are playing a game! and pausing to make sure human has time to grab them and gently toss like the football!

If I was a rat I would enjoy this too

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

skunk furry georg is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted

I cannot believe the first thing Donut does in the new book is instantly call a hit out on Carl's new wife, she's such an icon. She gaslit that snake into thinking she pissed herself. She did it all while heavily traumatized over committing quite possibly the deadliest and most brutal mass casualty event in the history of the crawl. And then she goes back to the grind like it's NOTHING. Princess Donut they could never make me hate you.

I'm mass posting about dcc right now but I'm kinda surprised there's not a larger fandom on here. maybe it's too mainstream? I feel like there's a larger fandom on tiktok/Instagram as opposed to here which baffles me. this book series is like THEEEE tumblr shit,, y'all would eat this up. guys the dungeon ai is literally a freak. it's literally nerd dnd shit. y'all love that. where are you? get into dungeon crawler carl nowwwwww

Look I don't think Supergirl (2026) is secretly a perfect masterpiece or anything (I personally thought it was like. a 6/10 fun time) but I do think it's wild that Tumblr isn't going crazy for it because this Kara is one coattailed suit away from being a Tumblr sexyman. she is the flawed messy female character people have supposedly been clamouring for. she's the popular archetype of a gruff self-destructive alcoholic middle-aged man begrudgingly having to look after a kid and growing fond of them but genderswapped and also 23. she's allowed to be visibly messy and kind of gross and her hair is constantly all over the place and she literally cries, screams, throws up, and pisses onscreen. she's caustic and mean and puts up an act of carelessness but has a heart of gold. she's heavily traumatised and coping with it terribly. if anything happens to her dog she will kill everyone in this room and then herself. she spends most of the movie in a trench coat and baggy band T-shirt. she gets into bar brawls and breaks a guy's hand. she is Going Through It 24/7 and looks the part. she stabs a guy in the throat. how is everyone else not obsessed with her.

Illustration from the book "Hondo and Fabian" written and illustrated by Peter McCarty