Brinley the I-Rath

it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.

squirrel REAPPEARED today... NOW PAINTED

a few weeks ago i sculpted a new patron:

and put him in the bar. the next day he was gone. a couple weeks later he reappeared painted... but with ANOTHER new guest: a 3D printed squirrel based on the first one i sculpted (with a bottle!)

ID 1: Photo of a small wooden building labelled "Nut bar". It has 3 barstools and a small scattering of nuts below a plastic window. No squirrels are visible.

ID 2: A photo of a different nut bar with a small brown squirrel sculpture sitting on one of the bar stools and a miniature sculpted beer bottle on the counter in front of it. This one has two bar stools, both with green seats that are quite worn.

ID 3: A clay bird sculpture, sitting with its wings folded back. It is unpainted.

ID 4: The second nut bar again, now with the bird painted black and facing the squirrel on one of the stools. A second red 3D printed squirrel is sitting on the counter by the bird with a large red bottle (also 3D printed).

tsuchinoko not real

tsuchinoko “just a fat snake”

its okay EAT tsuchinoko (it’s REALLY NOT)

Hey guys for Jurassic July (I’m late for Jurassic June sorry) I’m gonna start another 12 month wallpaper challenge!

Eras of Life Part 1: Hallucigenia sparsa (Cambrian Period)

Hallucigenia was a lobopod named for its dreamy appearance. When it was first discovered, we didn’t know which way was which, so we constructed it with stilt legs and a long tail. We now know that the stilts were actually spines and its “head” was actually decaying matter squeezed out of its butt when it died

His majesty's castle is stuck doing a barrel roll. Rescue operations are on the way.

Unfortunately, the sky island rescue department has had their budget cut by half by his majesty's treasurer to invest in automation and are now limited in both staff and equipment.