The Maiden of Madness

you can get me to do anything and go anywhere by saying its girls night. the girls night ritual activates a sleeper agent in me. but if i see even one dude tagging along with us i will refuse every summons

rules for girls night -no dudes -you have to be a girl for the duration of the night no matter what your gender normally is if you want to tag along -anyone caught trying to cheat the system will be forcibly feminized

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

so like. what do people who can't afford this do. are we just supposed to? die or something??

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

Treating addiction as a moral failing is a sign you're a bad person.

I worked in a supermarket for 7 years and I don't think I can understate just how much cleaning you had to do for it to look clean (it very often where not in the places you aren't supposed to see)

True for food service, retail establishments, gyms, outdoor areas, schools, religious buildings, office buildings, etc. People usually only notice when a space is NOT clean, meanwhile every time a space is clean it’s only because of the diligent work of janitors, maintenance staff, custodians, parks workers, or volunteers.