Noodle's Bowl

One of my favorite headcanons of all time is that Patton is like Hella Strong and can pickup literally anyone. so i drew it.

Outfit designs for Roman & Patton came from @exkkxe-arts-cloud (patton’s one in the thomas drawing as well)

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oh thats. thats uh. thats a lotta notes

Hardcore henry: Assuming that I get Henry's capabilities it wouldn't be to much different from the movie. Not because I'm skilled in parkor or anything but because I'd probably be in the same spot he is. Henry doesn't know shit about what's going on and given the rules of this poll neither would I. With Jimmy just doing the exact same thing he does in the movie it'd end up being the same thing essentially. (I wont die, but people I love will) (However, I'd likely focus on saving Jimmy over killing Akan if possible.)

17776: (Im great!) No really I'd be a sentient space probe watching humans play football games designed by the mentally deranged (or, in the case of 20020, by a mentally deranged sentient French space probe who likes lunchables.)