kathartickat

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

undertale is french for "a dertale"

I'm not saying being used as a footstool by multiple women at once would fix me, but it couldn't hurt to try

You people are aware that water comes from the sky right? like you can take some of it out of the river and it's fine because you'll get more?

How about you drink untreated river water for a few weeks, then tell us how your stay in hospital went? Like you're aware water is treated to make it drinkable, right?

I bet a bitch doesn't understand why she can't drink from the lead pipe either.

"lol who cares about historical accuracy i'm just here for porn" well first off those of us with historical accuracy fetishes

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

You know I think if I boycotted everything that some random internet person told me to boycott I would actually have no way to watch television of any kind

Weird random thing about being raised by a single dad at least in my case is that he over compensated and tried to teach us to be hyper polite and good at every household task and incredibly well educated because so many people seemed to assume that he wouldn’t be able to raise his kids properly so he was like damn in order to be seen as competent as a single dad you need to be perfect and I’m sure that has had absolutely no psychological consequences

you can believe victims about what they experienced and also not want to torch the lives of the people they've accused without proof. that is a space you can walk in and usually it's not even that hard. I say this as a survivor of domestic violence. "believe victims" doesn't mean get torches and pitchforks any more than "innocent until proven guilty" means victims are lying. please please learn this "believe victims" isn't about the perpetrators it's about the victims