Hiya! I'm hyper-lynx. You'll find here a mixture of chaotic memes, reblogged furry art, wizardposting, deltarune fan content, and occasional news about my minecraft modding and/or creative writing.
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(P.S.: I permit use of the singular they for myself.)
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You are a deity newly ascended. Your predecessor has perished, and their domain (now yours) is in shambles. Instead of repairing it first, you went down to the world and did the dirty practical work instead of the grandiose, aloof things other deities do.
Right, let's see what we're dealing with here. I opened a small tear in the world's firmament and stepped inside.
Barren cliffs and fields of ice extended under the red skies of the planet I'd come into possession of. I took a breath of the acrid fumes that had dominated the atmosphere, then coughed them all back out. Looks like I'd have to hold my breath.
The remains of the topsoil stung my black-taloned feet due to the cold. A dragon's body was powerful, yes, but not impervious to extreme temperature. I closed my eyes and released some heat from the core buried in my chest to keep my flesh warm as I wandered. A faint orange light emanated from between my scales, illuminating the ground while I walked.
I held my tail so it would not touch the frigid earth, and climbed up to get a better view of the land. Despite the haze, my eyes saw the remains of a riverbed here, a valley carved by water some inconceivable time past; all frozen in great glaciers by now, most likely.
I'd been warned, of course. The Hegemony of Gods was not kind to newcomers, especially to creatures that had been born to a mortal.
I turned my head skyward, to the dull red above. This world did not lack a sun, clearly... it was this terrible haze. I then let my snout lower, just above the ground, and sniffed at the earth. Frozen soot and ash, and below... once-living earth. Traces of plant matter, of animal remains and droppings. Indeed, I detected a few micro-organisms still clinging to life deep below the surface.
In the divine circles, there were various colorful names for the worlds such as these. Tabula Rasa. Dead garden. Hell planet. A world that had suffered quite enough, that had befallen a mortal fate. These worlds had only two purposes: to serve as places to punish those who defy you, or as raw matter to be split atom-from-atom and reshaped.
I continued down the valley until I found a small cavern. The fumes were of high density, so they were eye-watteringly intense here. Nevertheless, I persisted, and took a deep breath in.
Here in this cavern, frozen in ice, there existed a few spores of what I could only assume once was a species of fungus. Looking over it, I saw what I had hoped to find, given the portent I'd felt in this place, and let a grin cross my face.
I lifted my tenebrous talon and struck the earth, carving a secret sign into the stone. Then, I opened my great jaws and let forth a burst of my soul's burning power. In a battle, it could render any foe to ash, but here, the sigil I'd made captured the energy and contained it. I made a few more quick motions in the air, effecting microscopic changes to the spores within the sign's area of effect. It only took a few genes, exchanged in position, to achieve the result I desired.
In moments, the spores had begun to spread mycelium across the surface of the stone, wherever the warmth was greatest. I focused my vision to the stomata and watched as molecules of the noxious gas were ingested by the new life, one after the next.
I exited and spread my great wings, propelling myself atop a nearby peak within seconds. Once there, I curled up on an accommodating flat and let time pass me by. At night, the red glow was replaced with total blackness, yet I endured the ominous strobe as days strung together into centuries. When I needed to move, I found another cavern and propagated the spores -- when I needed to rest, I became as stone and let my mind wander. My resolve wavered, but never broke.
Exiting another cave; I had lost count at a thousand; I saw the lighting shift. I turned to the skies and watched as the clouds parted. Golden light, radiant warmth, poured onto the land. In this intense light, the stone shone like opal, colors washing across the surface, illuminated once more. I saw the timid, naive tendrils of the mycelium begin to spread and explore the spot of sunlight. For a brief moment, I saw too what this world might become, one distant day. Then, the clouds joined back together, fading almost, but not completely, back to the same red hue.
In time, the sky would clear, and I could return with moss, seeds, stalks, eggs. For now, there was more work to do. I stood, stretched my back, and took off.
"Good memories are like charms... Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet."
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"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade
Leaving aside the dozen or so reasons Hetero Jessica might be there, including but not limited to
Closeted
Questioning
Actually Bi/Ace/Poly/NB/etc
Here to help a friend
Here to yell on behalf of a family member
Marching so their kids will feel safe if they turn out gay later on
Are you all really living so far into the fucking post-suffering utopia that you can afford to turn away ALLIES?!?! Hetero Jessica is publicly saying "if you want them you have to come through me". Damn straight she can throw some confetti if she likes!
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I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing
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tbh in certain circumstances i feel like saying "wow you made that?? you're so good with ai 🥺" is in some way an evolution of "wow you drew that??? you're so lucky god gave you that talent 🥺 i wish he'd given ME that..."
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