Shimmering fuckery

I have greater respect for the Matt smith fuckers than the David Tennant fuckers tbh. David Tennant is shaped approximately like a handsome man so being into him is basic but he has the energy of an oily weasel to me. Matt Smith on the other hand? Being into him is some freak shit. If you want to fuck Matt smith I assume you know exactly what you are about.

If you are into Matt smith I assume you also find eroticism in the rubber on the end of a pencil, perhaps also in shapeless lumps of plasticine

Pangur communicates by standing in front of me, making prolonged eye contact and whimpering, but she doesn’t really expand on that. sometimes, it means she wants food, sometimes she wants to curl up on my lap, sometimes she wants me to take a nap so that she can sleep on my arm, and sometimes she wants me to go out on the catio with her. and I have figure out which it is or the staring and whimpering won’t stop

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

I just laughed for one year watching this. The casual walk-off is just deadly.

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

I have three beverages advising me at all times

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest