don’t you wish I would?

I think my favourite thing about comparing Angel and Spike is that one of them reads Sartre by candlelight, and one of them goes for joyrides while blasting punk rock, and then we get their backstories and one of them was a well-read poet and the other was a trashy party animal, and it's not the way round you think.

I love it when 28 year old actresses are like “I didn’t even know what a ship WAS until I got this part! What’s fanfiction?!” Yeah right, loser. You were thirteen in 2001. I know your ass had a live journal. The audacity… To lie to me. Just because you want to seem cool. Just for once I want to see some hot actress be like, “yeah, I masturbated to a Bangel fic…Wanna fight?” 

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.