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I do love my Saturdays though. for 5 years it’s been the most routine day of my week: up early, Trader Joe’s whole milk honey Greek yogurt + pre-workout, subway, kickboxing class with Martin, stop by to check the Goodwill racks, subway, eat the egg and cheese bagel G picked up for me on his way back from his long weekend run, everything shower, soak my achy legs in epsom salts, lie in bed groaning about how tired and sore I am from kickboxing, order in dinner
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on the one hand, I’ve saved 30-50% of my income for the past 5 years, and I got a 16 week severance check, which when added to my emergency fund will cover 6+ months of expenses
on the other hand, husband hasn’t had a job since January 2025, and we’re trying to have a baby in one of the most expensive places in the world to have a baby
I just need someone to tell me exactly how much to panic so I stop panicking too much and then not enough and then too much again
therapist whispered “jesus” twice this morning when I described the details of how I was laid off so I feel a little less crazy thinking it was insanely cold and impersonal
almost 4 weeks and I am still not doing too good
I was in a constant state of panic when I had a job but you’re never gonna guess what I’m like without a job
after you get laid off it’s important to get out of the house and start spending as much money as possible
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layoff rants:
1. they said they’d get in touch about when I could come get my desk stuff but after hearing zip for a week I emailed facilities. they were like “oh no problem, we’ll mail it to you!” small problem: my desk is locked, and the key is at home, because the people who sat near me at work stole my chargers so often I had to start locking up at night. yeah. and I wasn’t super fond of the idea of them going through my stuff without me anyway, considering I have 8.5 years of personal notes and hoarded snacks in there.
2. I was surprised that I was laid off but absolutely shocked at some of the others who were let go. the AD partner I’ve worked with for the past year - who is incredibly talented, clients love him, he took a pay cut AND a title cut to work here - also got laid off right after he got back from vacation last week. I’m worried about my other AD, who I worked with for 10 years and who is currently one month into mat leave, getting laid off when she gets back, too. they seem to be axing anyone who’s been there more than 5 years.
3. I have a job interview tomorrow (it was in the works before the layoff) and it’s a great position at a great agency, I’m nervous as hell, but I hope that if I do get it they don’t want me immediately. once my severance kicks in I’ll be ok financially for a while (even with an 18-months-unemployed husband) and I just feel like I need a break.
4. I keep thinking - even though I’ve heard it said so many times “your job does not care about you” - I still, deep down, expected something, anything, even the barest acknowledgment in return for the late nights, the weekends, participating in employee resource groups, barely taking vacations, being one of the only regulars in the office since they started asking people to come back in 2021, getting stellar employee reviews every single year, being the one people said they trusted on projects with bad budgets and fast deadlines, covering projects that weren’t mine, never negotiating my raises no matter how paltry they were, and just generally being a loyal employee. but 8.5 years of all that and I’m laid off and forgotten within a week.
me 5 seconds into being unemployed: should I have a baby, get a dog, move to London and plan a month long trip to China
me 10 seconds in: no, I should save money.
me 15 seconds in: but maybe…
on the bright side, I am no longer stressed about not having started the book yet for my work’s book club next week
I feel both better and worse knowing that I was not the only layoff today, and not the only long-term employee who got axed - there are at least 5 others that I know of, and they're all really, really good and smart and talented people.
I'm frantically trying to export all my personal files and emails before my google drive gets wiped tonight and my laptop gets wiped tomorrow. at least they're letting me keep the laptop. this is your official reminder to back up your shit so you're not staring wide-eyed at a screen that says time machine is gonna take 4 days.
severance is 2 weeks for each year I've been here, plus 4 months of healthcare coverage. so yes. it could be a lot, lot worse. and I've got a few balls in the air already with recruiters and headhunters.
I would feel better if my husband wasn't also employed for going on 1.5 years, but, well.
i've been talking to my therapist a lot lately about feeling in a rut - same job, same apartment, same life for 6-8 years. and this agency isn't what it used to be, it hasn't felt right for me for a long time. maybe I needed a shove to get out of my comfort zone. it was nice that my comfort zone offered 6 months paid maternity leave, but, well.
just got laid off after 8.5 years at the agency.
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Man Fetches Favorite Green Spring for Favorite Dumb Cat, 2026
also I am convinced my current agency has no idea what to do with me (because we no longer have any clients interested in humor) and are therefore trying to shove me onto the only client in the building I haven’t worked on. I haven’t worked on it on purpose because I hate cars.
anyway I have watched 29 episodes of ER in two weeks
not only did the agency I was interviewing for ghost me, they are 2 days past the payment deadline for the $2k worth of freelance work I did for them
as a daily stoner of 10+ years who quit two weeks ago I need you to do whatever you do that is closest to praying for me to get through 4/20 tomorrow
not even pregnant, only two months of trying, and already figured out a way to get our first kid's initials to be PBR
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whewwwwww it’s been building up in me all season but last night’s episode of The Pitt got me bad. like, full hour long breakdown in the shower bad. I thought I could deal with storylines about suicide but I cannot! at all! noah wyle you brilliant monster
the thing about thc breaks is that I can take the increased anxiety and brain fog and night sweats and even the exhaustion but I cannot endure the absolutely horrific nightmares. it’s so bad.