Shrek 5 plot leaked
I’m sorry, I know this is just meant to be an art blog with no unrelated posts, but I mostly only post on instagram nowadays and I just had to share this.
I just had a prophetic dream about Shrek 5.
It's a prequel with Shrek as a little kid, very pointless, very cash grab. except it isn't
The plot is there are two cults who have seen two different visions of the future, and they're both covertly interfering with kid Shrek's life to try and make their version of the future be the one that comes true. The first cult worships the Japanese translation of Shrek 1, which in this universe contained primordial secrets of the cosmos before the dvd release re-translated it and edited them out. The second cult worships Shrek Forever After, which in this universe is an alternate timeline seperate from the canon of Shrek 1, 2, and 3. (This movie ends up retconning Shrek Forever After entirely.) It's a wacky plot about secret cult wars and alternate timelines and meta commentary about the history of Shrek's meme status, 'hidden' in a dumb pointless cash grab prequel. If Dreamworks makes a Shrek 5 and it doesn't go according to my prophecy, then they are wrong.
