kit screams about history

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare

vampire with the ability to put humans in thrall but they use it solely to make viral asmr videos

you are feeling sleepy. you are feeling sooooooo relaxed. you are going to like and subscribe for more content

I just saw a beta chud suckjack fuck chudster larper cross the street and get ripped to shreds by animals of all species

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

This is what we do to the guys. Back at the lab.

to warm us up before hymns the prior has been making us play zip zap zop

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

Whats the opposite of a girlboss. Im like a girlfailure

"gaining eight notes in two years" is devastating

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

i love the dutch version of 'beats me' because its essentially 'even if you beat to me death' which is a significant step up in violence compared to the english one.