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Keni

pixel skylines
$LAYYYTER
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Not today Justin
trying on a metaphor
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KIROKAZE
styofa doing anything

Love Begins
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NASA
Misplaced Lens Cap

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I accidentally set the wrong speed and now I’m dying.

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i love the dutch version of 'beats me' because its essentially 'even if you beat to me death' which is a significant step up in violence compared to the english one.
I love you Sebago, I would die for you Sebago
Ok first I need everyone to know that the owner posted another picture of Sebago and like. She could easily be a moose for Halloween.
Also, the official Guinness World Record for tallest mule was a dude named Apollo, who was the same height but weighed in at 100lbs heavier.
I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever
The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late
For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral
A little bit for Monica, she's my wife
A little bit for Erica, for her strife
My books all go to Rita, cause she reads
My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees
The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn
Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn
Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan
A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)

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hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device
Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?
HUH?
Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???
I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT
the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you
What the hell
What is going on
HAPPY DELTARUNE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!!
Any intersex water deer facts?
Well, the only study I've found is the one I originally linked in my intersex deer post. While does do have fangs, they usually aren't visible over the lip like those of bucks -- but in this study, out of 185 females culled in South Korea, 3 had elongated fangs. One was also notably smaller than other females her age (which, unusually for cervids, female water deer average slightly larger and/or heavier than males).
This means that those three does likely had heightened testosterone, though the study unfortunately didn't go into depth regarding the cause. All three were pregnant, so it didn't cause infertility -- similar to antlered does in other species.
Hopefully there are more studies on this in the future!

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The Most Tumblr Punchline
I've noted before that my favorite punchline on Tumblr is "hang on, gotta look something up/okay that's funny."
Let me explain why:
It is a way to say "I don't get it" without blaming the joke or the teller.
It is a tacit admission of ignorance without shame or judgement.
It assumes responsibility for acquiring the knowledge the respondent doesn't already have.
It cues other people who Don't Get It to do the look-up themselves, allowing them to get that full impact of Getting It without derailing the post with explanations.
It gives subsequent readers, whether or not THEY got the joke, a little frisson of good feelings when they realize that someone else is now In On The Joke.
It not only makes the original joke funnier, it gets funnier the more often it's used.
I've actually used it when I already knew, but also knew the subject at hand was absurdly niche and wanted to encourage people to look it up.
i also enjoy the variant "hang on i gotta look something up"/"hey what the fuck" because sometimes history is just. like that
Babygirl I have mental illnesses the dsmp hasn’t even heard of
DSM5 I Meant DSM5
“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!
@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here
lickstip

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some kind of yucky mold
ewwwww
Day 79
Day 1Billion of my classic Blunders.
It killed me Dead when I realized you added Tenna with the Eyes because of this too. He looks so Silly with those things.
Anyways I absolutely love the way you drew these two... Queen's "eyebrow raise" screen calling him Gay Gay Homosexual Gay ... "Don't worry weird little mosquito thing" LMAO. Your Queen just looks so cool in general...Her awesome lineless collar and cool baggy gloves. How you draw Spamton's head & hair shape here is one of my favorites too. And the last one is so expressive even the glasses are warping in his Rage.
(Also these colors... Sooo nice. The sort of green lineart works surprisingly well with them. Big fan.)