CONK CREET

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

Item: a small bag of dust; makes thee stronger than any foe

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

I only have a week to make my goal anything helps!

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

We (humanity) collectively have the capacity to ensure that everyone on earth has a good life with secure practical abundance of food, water, housing, access to cultural events and literature, etc. There are only political blocks in the way of this, not technological ones.

None of the shit needs to be happening.

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

I'm gay lol

what did she mean by this

nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

hold on.

oh my god

hi im going2 vaguepoast about u now

i love u