but

This isn't. Physically possible. The hoop throws.

hi! what the fuck.

in the gitted lab. straight up "pushing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. Bad code

It wasn't me

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

the lestatification of sam reid needs to be studied in a lab

when i was a child i thought ‘male enhancement’ pills just made you a better guy. they made you pleasant to be around. the man on the commercial had a big smile on his face and they made a point of how happy his wife was and everyone loved him. this is honestly what i thought

All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.

reblog to gently cup your mutual’s face and tell them they’re not as doomed as they feel

if it sucks generally hit da bricks yes. but there are also going to be times in life where you have to stay in uncomfortable or sucky situations because the only way out is through. and that is how life works. sometimes you have to keep that terrible job or that shitty apartment. this site's policy of "don't sink years of your life into something that's not going to be worthwhile" can kind of turn into "immediately stop doing anything you don't like" sometimes and that bothers me

this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

I Kissed a Girl being knocked off #1 on the Hot 100 by Disturbia which was knocked off by Live Your Life which was knocked off by So What which was knocked off by Womanizer which was knocked off by Single Ladies which was knocked off by Just Dance which was knocked off by My Life Would Suck Without You which was knocked off by Right Round which was knocked off by Poker Face is an insane run of HITS. We really said the Global Recession needs the cuntiest soundtrack.

lets give it up for pretentious bitches i love snobs who try to keep intellectualism alive gooooooo assholes

"are you serious" look like it or not annoying assholes are a vital part of the "weird art" ecosystem and without them everyone would talk about iron man dying as the modern last supper. we need these bitches

you can't even stitch various body parts together to create a man anymore. due to woke