Cindy, my pussy's leaking

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

i go on bluesky until the liberals piss me off, i go on tumblr until the communists piss me off, i go on twitter until the bitchy reactionary girls and gays piss me off

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

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