Labcoats and Lairs

fat Ralph

In high school one of my hobbies was antagonizing the catholic kids. There was this one guy I told I didn't believe in the pope. His eye twitched a little and then collected himself and tried to fall back on some kind of peacemaking liberal compatibalism line, you know, "oh, that's fine, everyone's experience of faith is mediated differently" and then I'd be like, no, I mean I literally don't believe the pope physically exists. There's never been a pope. Any time you see the pope that's just some random guy they dressed up as the pope to fool us into thinking he's real

Another guy I kept asking who'd win in a fight between the Father, the Son and The Holy Spirit. No matter what he said I just kept trying to battle board them, assign stats

Before this we would mostly just set things on fire to keep our spirits up

tricky tony is making his chapters harder and harder each time so ppl can acquire skills to play touhou on normal difficulty #mytheory

guys don't be mean to anons i respond to please, we are literally just riffing here

Put hardcore pornography in school libraries I literally don’t give a fuck

Rhythm Heaven fans be like 🅰️

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵