Labcoats and Lairs

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.

Get out there and frolic

I'm locking myself out. Going playing in the woods in the rain.

Leave your keys behind. Don't worry about the trail. Vanish mysteriously.

Spaced out!

Look I am extremely pro therapy but sometimes finding a new therapist is a pain in the butt

Going to therapy is one of the best things I’ve done for myself but at the same time, the phone calls.

Probably the best sort of person you can be is someone who sincerely loves your friends and family, works for the betterment of mankind, and is sociopathically indifferent to the suffering of strangers online, so you can enjoy videos of industrial accidents and callout posts without remorse. In utilitarian terms, I mean

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

i started noticing it years ago but i'm a little let down by how much in AAA games seems to rely on "tell don't show". Sims 4 takes you on magical multi-steps adventures through text boxes. No Man's Sky has your character go through all kinds of technomystical nonsense and it's just text boxes. Paradox games are riddled with events that are just text boxes but at least they've got a little flavor picture to go with it usually

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

See until recently I didn’t know that “gambit” specifically denoted a strategy where you sacrifice a game piece for a greater payoff later. What an incredibly on-point name for a superhero who throws exploding playing cards at people

As a teen when I got into the late 80s through 90s comics a lot of the superhero naming conventions I thought were shifting in the direction of “okay, you picked that for mouthfeel, okay, that one’s not even a word,” and while I still have that reaction to many of the names from that era (the fuck is a psylocke) quite a bit of that did in retrospect turn out to be dark age comics creators going over my head with their naming conventions and wordplay. Which is only a little like losing at chess to a dog

I think Joe bidens enemies expected him to have a much Harder time Holding onto His authority after they paid a dark mage to curse him to Turn into a weird Bug whenever it's night

Or mayhaps the mage cursed the Bug to Turn into an old man years ago and this was simply him freeing Up the brainpower He would have used to keep His Secret Bug self Hidden for more important matters

Theres nothing in the constitution that says a bug can't be president