Labcoats and Lairs

its funny when "dogs like squeaky toys because it reminds them of hunting and killing prey" gets shared as this "creepy" thing when human toys are really the same. we made soft swords so we could pretend to fight to the death without actually gutting each other

One of my more active social circles is so incredibly millennial that a friend-of-a-friend who joined us for trivia tonight, despite having a baby, still proactively passed around pictures of her (adorable) cats and dog for everyone to coo over instead.

My basic mental model of San Fransisco is that it's a bimodal society where most of the population is either at risk of becoming/actually homeless or at most two degrees socially removed from one or more billionaires.

alvin the chipmunk sold me a fake juul pod in the library parking lot when i was 14 and when i confronted him about it he pretended he couldn’t talk like a person anymore so everyone just thought i was yelling at a normal chipmunk. that little fucker is not normal. he can sing and dance and he can steal and cheat i hate him so much.

YOU ARE A REGULAR CAT. YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK THINGS OFF SHELVES. YOU ARE A REGULAR CAT. YOU KNOW HOW TO SCREAM FOR FOOD. YOU ARE A REGULAR CAT. YOU WILL CATCH THE LASER POINTER SOMEDAY. YOU ARE A REGULAR CAT. YOU KNOW WHAT NAPPING IS. YOU ARE A REGULAR CAT. YOU KNOW HOW TO OPEN ONE EYE AND YAWN REAL BIG AND DO A BIIIIIG STRETCH.

Huh, random follow up thought/question but do hotdog adjacent foods like sausages or corndogs fall within that scope?

corndogs yes, most other sausages probably not

Underduscussed Pale fact: Brie canonically did the final night of the Hungry Choir with her leg stumps tied to roller blades.

you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing