Labcoats and Lairs

my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!

like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao

actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao

Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.

im pretty sure that if you go to /fit/ they are already using that slur on a regular basis

You truly can't miss a day on Tumblr. Why does Ringo Starr have elf stone powers.

allegedly he bought the elf stones at auction in 2014 but there's evidence he's had them for much longer. the real elf stones, not the fictional ones

You truly can't miss a day on Tumblr. Why does Ringo Starr have elf stone powers.

allegedly he bought the elf stones at auction in 2014 but there's evidence he's had them for much longer. the real elf stones, not the fictional ones

SIGNAL!!! BOOST!!! I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog's aesthetic, reblog EVERY TIME!!!

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

preschool. I meant preschool.