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i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
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Keni

Product Placement

shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
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cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature

blake kathryn

titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
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flimsy mass-produced bullshit at hand-crafted artisan prices

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If you enjoyed Kpop Demon Hunters, especially if you enjoyed it enough to go and read fanfic, I suggest you read Seek by Wildbow.
It's got the same kind of kickass pop-star action, it's a lot more gay, and it also goes into the toxicity of idol culture a lot more.
I will warn you: the tone is a good bit darker and the pop star stuff only starts around chapter 10 or so
*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving
I cannot be defeated.
The only thing you really need to understand about [common situation] is that it's exactly like [weirdly specific scenario with no analogue in everyday experience which the speaker clearly believes is universal], and that all you need to do is [call to action which makes several peculiar assumptions about the listener's material circumstances].

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Conversations in Italian, circa 1976-1996
Should I make more of these? They're so fun XD
My fellow Americans, if you vote me in, I promise I will concede on everything
allowing yourself to be voted in rather than conceding the race in the first place. another politician breaking their promises.
Two questions in ascending order of importance:
Do any implants or prosthetic devices you had at the time of your death count as part of your skeleton for the purpose of necrourgic reanimation?
If so, does having a penile implant at the time of death mean your skeleton will be able to top?
Ok, I've been curious about this for a while:
How do you pronounce HLVRAI?
H-L-V-R-A-I
Hull-vry
Hell-vry
Either of the above 2 but "fry" instead of "vry"
Half-Life V-R-A-I
Other
mom? dad? I… I’m sorry. I’m not the intertextual commentary upon the sci-fi genre you raised me to be.
no, dad. that was your dream.

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guy who jerks off to anime girls from korean gacha games: those fucking wokealizers changed the valentines event line from "i love you, selfinsert-kun" to "i like you, selfinsert-kun". (((they))) literally can't stop trying to push their cuck agenda onto you
gal who jerks off to the spy from team fortress 2: lol i'm such a freaaaak haha. unlike those moids with their boring generic hear me outs mine are stuff like slightly abnormal hollywood actors or buff and menacing humanoid monsters
guy who jerks off to diagrams of planes: actually it's pretty normal, you know. plenty of people do it
I think we’re done here.
minimalist pencil sketches of cats by Shou Xin (手訫)
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rose is genuinely so funny. they both are, but rose doesnt get nearly as much attention about it. its that guy who has a blog.
"Play toys with me or you're gay"
i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT
what did you do to be put into the salt mine
i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh
was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?
im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.
10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

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My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!
Lets glare at the intruder with Mama
Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower
that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.
I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah