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this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

If you want to fact check this, just Google image search "quark rule 34"

Official silly sign

bouncing on a strap might cure my depression and it might not…. there’s only one way to find out

You can lie when you name things

At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired

On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation

early to bed and early to rise makes a man haply healthy and wise. but i am no man.

early to rise and early to bed makes a broad wish she were buried and dead

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old