june

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

I’m putting estrogen in the jet exhaust to crop dust the world with femtrails

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

*leaves

where are you going

*jacob geller voice* the thing about sucking dick is you labor, and labor, and labor way. suck after suck after suck you work your jaw until…… bliss….. the taste of salt. the very foundation of civilization! the thing long fallen empires have gone to war for control over. the thing countless poems have been written about for maleuiums….why did the author choose this as your reward….for sucking dick?

the ad copy says it can be used on camels. imagine someone with a camel who is struggling with camel behavior problems seeing this and thinking "hot damn, the solution to my camel misbehavior problems is CERTAINLY this dog exorcism potion"

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore