Escape

A fair number of them are even like "Most emotionally dysfunctional asshole in tri-county area redeemed in family's eyes by being great at violence, allowed to die a hero before he can fuck it all up again."

Robust Assfish (Bassozetus robustus), family Ophidiidae, order Ophidiiformes, found in the deep ocean in tropical and temperate parts of the world

See, I've read and thoroughly enjoyed the various posts on the debates and conclusions reached by Jewish people about fantasy subjects and creatures, so that has me wondering...

Does Judaism have any stance on extraterrestrial intelligent life?

I believe this is one of those things that sums to "ask two Jews, get three answers" and "so long as they don't bother us, we'll treat them like any other people outside of our tribe".

We're not Christians, with the whole fixation on "saved souls" and all that (and I have seen stances from Christians on aliens, ranging from "Jesus died for their sins too and we need to convert them too" to "aliens can't exist because Jesus only saved mankind").

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Sources beyond dude just trust me, for the skeptics.

https://www.technologynetworks.com/applied-sciences/news/scientists-lab-gloves-may-be-causing-an-overestimation-of-microplastics-411138

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics - Phys.org (it’s a pdf)