Im smoking made up shit

It'd genuinely crazy how easy the floor is to be on as clothes

it used to be that if you wanted to tradpub your shameful rpf fic you’d take all your shit off ao3 first. deactivate your tumblr. bury the skeletons six miles under. at the very fucking least change the first names of both your blorbos….

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

girlhood this girlhood that. woman you are 26

I got a message about how this is supposedly mean. I am holding your hand when I say that refusing womanhood and clinging onto girlhood will not save you from the realities of adulthood. I am not saying you are not young. 26 is incredibly young. you are free to love the concepts and media associated with girlhood but there is much to love about womanhood that you are not seeing. there is something to be said for being free of the shackles of girlhood and childhood. you are an autonomous being. you have power over your life and the paths you will take. it is easier to see the paths when you start taking yourself seriously instead of waiting for others to do so. no one is saying you have to be serious. womanhood is joy too. a different shade of yellow

happy 10 year anniversary to the puppet master that cursed my dick

When a straight ship is like serious girl x goofy guy I’m like oh you think all women have to be buttoned up buzzkill motherwives for overgrown manchildren? Grow up. But then when it’s serious guy x goofy girl I’m like oh you think all women are hapless naive babies who need a brooding powerful man to take care of them? Grow up.

i dont think george rr martin should be allowed within 100 feet of any woman but i also think every university in the world should give him an honorary phd in gender studies