Im smoking made up shit

i'm gonna be me forever and im gonna get really really good at it

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows

do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about

one of the funniest things about the vampire diaries is that they’re italian for no reason

and in the confederacy. crucially

Bro if the group chat gets leaked we’ll be celebrated for our inclusive and respectful language

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.