Im smoking made up shit

There are US Senators dying who have never died before

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

opens news article. closes three pop up ads. backs out of the survey page i was redirected to. closes a pop up video ad. rejects cookies to make the cookie window go away. dismisses the requests to receive notifications from the website and the offers to sign up for it. dodges ninja lasers and poisonous arrow traps. body of the page is finally visible. i have reached my monthly limit and can’t read the article

I am becoming ANTI ARGENTINIAN!!!

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

you relapsed on yearning again didn’t you