Im smoking made up shit

Lets debat something meaningful in our sacred online space

I low key think i need to be driven out to the middle of nowhere and released by the side of the road

There’s a whole Taylor swift song about that

Fuck like a mountain rat?

the illicit pleasure of scrolling past a “WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS???” post…. i will continue not to talk about it 🫡🫡🫡

do you think you could hang with jesus or was he like always on

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

you can make most fandom drama disappear with this one cool trick

GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

the final rule of being a sports fan is BELIEVE IN MIRACLES